Straight to the POINT

IF RUSSIA nukes us, Jeremy Corbyn has threatened to put Putin on the naughty step. PHIL HARPER-PITTAM, Droitwich, Worcs.

HOW many times do the BBC, ITV and Sky have to show programmes with actor luvvies awarding themselves various statuettes, masks, etc., for just doing their jobs? ROGER CREED, Meshaw, Devon.

YES, FBI director James Comey should have been fired if he has been investigating Donald Trump’s activities in Russia and didn’t find anything wrong. GEORGE KELLY, Burgh Le Marsh, Lincs.

WHEN cold-callers ring up saying I have a problem with Windows, I ask if they are recommending double glazing. That makes the scammers ring off. DEE HOLLAND, Worthing, W. Sussex.

LABOUR is like the Black Knight in Monty Python: having had his arms and legs cut off in a duel, he says it is only a scratch and wants to fight on, thinking he still has a chance of winning. BOB PHILLIPS, Bristol.

I DON’T think Pippa Middleton should have turned down magazine offers of an open cheque for her wedding photographs. She could have donated it all to charity. Mrs YVONNE CLEGG, Liverpool.

HOW terrible that the Labour man making the most sense now is Gordon Brown, while today’s Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn is like a caricature of the ‘loony Left’ from the 1970s. B. WEBSTER, Dunfermline, Fife.