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YesterdaY, I used floral analogies in the astrological thoughts for the day. Mercury, though, is entering taurus, an earth sign, and I ought not to forget about fauna. taurus is the sign of the Ox — a strong, stable and (I’m informed) delicious beast. Bei

ARIES Mar21—Apr20 IF YOU’RE making a journey, following a map, what will happen if you suddenly turn left instead of right? Will you be able to compensate for the change of direction later? Or will you be taken down roads that lead far from your original destination? That can be a tricky assessment to make, even if you actually have a map to consult. Yet to some extent you’re now proceeding without one. You simply have a feeling now, to alter a plan. It’s highly likely to be the right impulse. You don’t need to worry about the future! Just four minutes on the phone will give you the key to a happier life. Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr21—May21 WHAT’S the best way to proceed? Don’t ask any politicians. They’ll probably tell you whatever they think is most likely to make you want to vote for them — if you’re lucky. If you aren’t, they’ll just tell you what they believe. Then you might as well just be listening to a religious fanatic extolling the virtues of their faith. Yet in a strange way, we’re all politicians. We all feel sure we know the answers, even if we aren’t sure of the questions. Today, you need a solution based on wisdom, not dogma. There’s important news about the big changes due in your life. Pick up the phone for a very special message: Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May22—June22 THERE should be a law requiring all citizens to dress in accordance with their integrity. Good people should be obliged to wear spotted tops, bad folk stripes, so we’d all instantly know with whom we were dealing. Then we could do away with expensive public servants such as judges and police officers, and leave it up to tailors to pronounce on character and integrity. Couldn’t we? After the weekend’s dalliance between your ruler and elusive Neptune, don’t be misled by an appearance today. You don’t need to worry about the future! Just four minutes on the phone will give you the key to a happier life. Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 — July 23 YOU’RE not on your own. And even if you are, you’re not on your own! That is because you have an important connection with someone — a meaningful involvement with a cause or a project. In the decisions you make, you’re helping others, and they are keenly conscious of this. Where you need support, with Mercury moving signs, you’ll find it. And whenever someone else needs support, you’ll somehow manage to notice this and provide it in the most appropriate way. There’s important news about the big changes due in your life. Pick up the phone for a very special message: Call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July24—Aug23 WHAT constitutes sanity? Hock ourselves up to our eyes in debt? Normal. Act like we know where we’re going, even when we’ve no idea? Conventional and respectable. In a million ways we do the craziest things for the craziest reasons. The moment someone starts seriously to question this, we decide they must have a screw loose. You’re contemplating an option that many might find strange. But as your ruler, the Sun, links creatively to intuitive, imaginative Neptune, it really does make sense for you. You don’t need to worry about the future! Just four minutes on the phone will give you the key to a happier life. Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug24—Sep23 IT’S EASY to be wealthy and ignorant at the same time. It’s not, though, possible to be wise and poor. If you have true wisdom, you automatically have the key to fortune. And though you may choose to keep this at bay, you’ll never feel deprived. Your path through life now is a journey of inner discovery. A spiritual quest. An expedition into the realm of the divine. No such path is ever easy, but you’re making great progress. Trust this. Whatever it is you most need, you’ll soon find a way to get it. There’s important news about the big changes due in your life. Pick up the phone for a very special message: Call 0906 751 5606. LIBRA Sep24—Oct23 IT TAKES special skill to read between the lines — well, at least to do so with any accuracy. We can all use our imagination and look at a set of lines and see whatever we want to see between them. We can conjure up many implied threats or promises and become unduly excited about them. But now, with Mercury’s new position in the sky, your discrimination reaches a peak. If you’re willing to apply a little intelligence and to trust the best of your experience, you can solve a great mystery. You don’t need to worry about the future! Just four minutes on the phone will give you the key to a happier life. Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct24—Nov22 THERE need not be an argument. Really, there need not be a debate. A civilised discussion is all that’s required. The Sun’s tricky links to Uranus and Saturn may stir up a sense of tension, and you’re keenly conscious that a recent disagreement has left you feeling on edge. But there’s really no battle to fight. You just need to listen very carefully to someone. If they know you’re doing this, they, in turn, will listen to you. An important and constructive dialogue will then naturally take place with the best possible outcome. There’s important news about the big changes due in your life. Pick up the phone for a very special message: Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov23—Dec21 YOU have special friends. You may not see them often, but vital, life-long connections were formed long ago. Every so often, you play a pivotal role in a particular person’s life, and they will return the favour. As your ruler makes an alignment with ethereal Neptune tomorrow, important developments will involve people and situations most special to you. They require you to act in a way that seems out of character. But you’ll do what needs to be done, and do it well. You don’t need to worry about the future! Just four minutes on the phone will give you the key to a happier life. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20 WHEN dramatists want to make a story exciting, they often build in a race against time. ‘Will our intrepid heroes succeed before the villains complete their mission?’ The more they make things seem touch-and-go, the more they keep the audience interested. Such devices work in the world of fiction, but when they start to play an influential part in the day-to-day planning of a real situation, they become unnerving. You don’t face a situation as tight as you fear. Take the time to get it right. There’s important news about the big changes due in your life. Pick up the phone for a very special message: Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan21—Feb19 ‘PAST time is finite, future time is infinite,’ said scientist Edwin Hubble. But then he was an astronomer and they tend to think that way. They’re happy to let eternity go on for ever, but determined to prove it must have had a beginning. Hence their fascination with the ‘Big Bang’. But if you really want tomorrow to be an open book, it surely can’t help to see yesterday as a finished chapter. With Mercury’s new position, there are still aspects of your history that deserve to be reconsidered. You don’t need to worry about the future! Just four minutes on the phone will give you the key to a happier life. Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb20—Mar20 A CONVERSATION at cross-purposes? How could that happen? You’re a clear communicator, aren’t you? And calm, too. What purpose would getting cross serve? All I’m saying is while Mercury may have changed signs, we also approach a powerful connection between your two rulers. It suggests a real need for clarity. You don’t get that where there’s too much assumption, or assertion. Remember that. Then find out what you need to know. Whatever the problem, there’s an answer. There’s important news about the big changes due in your life. Pick up the phone for a very special message: Call 0906 751 5612.