Why is Ivanka in the hot seat, demands Miriam?

COMBOVER king Donald Trump’s decision to lend daughter Ivanka his seat next to Theresa May at a G20 session has enraged ex-Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg’s wife, Miriam.

‘Here you have a case of discrimination against men,’ the Spanish lawyer fumes online. ‘If the unelected son of a U.S. President had taken the place of his father at the G20 leaders’ table, there would be, rightly, international uproar. If it is his expensively dressed daughter who sits in for him, some media focuses not on how outrageous that is, but on her dress.

‘Shocking to see other leaders, including May and [Germany’s Angela] Merkel, acting as if it was normal that she was sitting there . . .’

I wonder if the poor Lib Dems would have fared better if fiery Miriam had taken Clegg’s place?