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Pluto is stationary in the sky and will soon change direction. As the planet of subconscious transformation turns direct, the insight and knowledge that we gained during its retrograde period, begins to make its presence felt. It’s also when we can let go and move on from a weight that we’ve been dragging behind us. Whatever our personal ball and chain may be, this will be key to detaching it. We may not be ready to sprint off into the sunset. But we can begin to walk tall.

ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20

I HEARD recently that if you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth. This got me thinking: is the same true in reverse? Can an over-repeated truth somehow transform into a lie? No, it can’t. It can, though, begin to lose its meaning. Danger arises when we live life according to rules that have no room for flexibility. Don’t allow yourself to be ruled by fixed, customary binaries today. Instead consider how the circumstances you’re up against can best be solved. The planet of luck and good fortune dances across the sky bringing positive change. For valuable news, call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21

THEY say that the night is always darkest just before the dawn. I know it’s a cliche and it might not be of much comfort. But cliches are repeated for a reason. And before everything can come together for you, it seems that there’s a steep road you must travel along. But as weighed down as you are, you’re correct to be thorough, and you’re right to persist. Even at the most extreme latitudes, the dawn always returns. And as dark as it might feel, you’ll soon be reaching for your sunglasses. The sky is positively charged with astrological promise. For your latest inspiring guide to the week ahead, call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 — June 22

HOW many times have you heard ‘a problem shared is a problem halved’? Surely it depends on who you tell? Some people will say you’ve only yourself to blame. Others will offer solutions that will take you from the frying pan into the fire. And even when you’ve found a kind and sympathetic ear, some problems have a habit of growing in the telling, so that you end up feeling that things are worse than before you started trying to explain. Sometimes silence is golden. Powerful changes are possible as Jupiter brings opportunity and inspiration. Make the most of it! Call your latest forecast: 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 — July 23

APPARENTLY, most accidents happen in our homes. So are we supposed to spend all our time outdoors, move out and buy a tent? I don’t think so! It’s simply because we spend so much of our lives at home that so many accidents take place there. We need to be far less safety-conscious when we’re in places we feel most comfortable. Better to save your worrying for the big bad world. Except that neither the world, nor your home are as threatening as the numbers suggest. Don’t play it too safe today. The planet of luck and good fortune dances across the sky bringing positive change. For valuable news, call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 — Aug 23

I OFTEN find myself reminding people not to worry about whether they’ve made a mistake. Nine times out of ten, we find that we’re mistaken about the mistakes we mistakenly think we might have made. Some people, though, are incapable of admitting they’ve made a mistake, even when it’s demonstrably and unmistakably the case. Ahead of Jupiter’s machinations in the coming days, with the Sun in Libra, now’s a perfect time to seek a balance between two extremes. The sky is positively charged with astrological promise. For your latest inspiring guide to the week ahead, call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23

MOST of us know Murphy’s Law: that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But few of us take it to heart the way you appear to have done lately. Yet there’s a difference between justifiable caution and a cloud of pessimism. Your outlook deserves more sunshine. The future is what you make it, especially as we head toward Jupiter’s final opposition with Uranus. You’ll gain nothing by succumbing to worry. With Mercury in your sign, everything that could go right, just might. Powerful changes are possible as Jupiter brings opportunity and inspiration. Make the most of it! Call your latest forecast: 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23

HOW often do you wish for a remote control that works for your life? Just press a button, and you can rewind an event back to the point where things started to go awry. Then you could change things. Actually, you can do this: it’s called retracing your steps, but it will only take you so far. At some point you need to press ‘play’ again and start to move forward. Today’s the right moment to let the past lie and look to the future. And the good news is your prospects are particularly bright! The planet of luck and good fortune dances across the sky bringing positive change. For valuable news, call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22

IF LIFE were a film what genre would yours be? ‘Don’t be silly,’ you might think, ‘I don’t have any control over that!’ — except that you have more power than you think. Our brains have a strange way of editing our own internal movies through something called ‘selective memory gaps’. We subconsciously dismiss or deliberately recall certain moments in a particular way. It may now be expedient to recollect something you’ve deleted from your hard drive. It’s the missing link in your current story. The sky is positively charged with astrological promise. For your latest inspiring guide to the week ahead, call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21

I WAS working recently while my three-year-old played close by. My laptop needed charging, so I asked him to pass me the charger, which was next to him. ‘Could you do me a favour?’ I asked. ‘No, I’m not the Favourman, Daddy!’ he replied. I chuckled, because his response was born of doubt, rather than insolence. Once I had explained what I needed, he was pleased to help. A similar confusion exists in your life: be clear as you ask for support and you’ll get what you need. Powerful changes are possible as Jupiter brings opportunity and inspiration. Make the most of it! Call your latest forecast: 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20

CLIMBING a mountain is an exercise in faith. You often can’t see the top until you’ve reached it. You walk with your eyes on the next peak, but when you reach the crest of the hill you’re on, you discover the summit is even further still. All great tasks are like this. You can only tackle them in bite-sized pieces, then suddenly you’ll find yourself at the top of the mountain. It’s easy to forget this, especially if you’re still en route. Your success is surefire, as long as you persevere. The planet of luck and good fortune dances across the sky bringing positive change. For valuable news, call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19

A FEW years ago, someone decided to read all 32 volumes of the Encyclopaedia Britannica, every one of the 44 million words. He chronicled his quest to become the smartest person in the world in an entertaining book. Imagine how much harder it would be now, with online encyclopedias updated daily — information overload! Though you know more than you’d like about an issue or a person right now, you won’t be able to make the right decision without learning even more. The sky is positively charged with astrological promise. For your latest inspiring guide to the week ahead, call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20

SINCE Jupiter is your traditional ruler, you’ll be particularly affected by the coming Jupiterian activity. Both your rulers are about to align in a link that won’t recur for nine years. Though it’s not the most sympathetic of relationships, sometimes we need to be pushed out of a comfort zone. If you have a dream to explore, it needs emotional investment. And if you want to realise this opportunity, you need a team alongside. Be inspiring, and you’ll recruit the support you need. Powerful changes are possible as Jupiter brings opportunity and inspiration. Make the most of it! Call your latest forecast: 0906 751 5612.