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Hi Oscar, Will the ending of the Nasa Cassini Mission affect Saturn? Thanks.
Elizabeth Hi Elizabeth, Apparently, trees pass messages to each other through the soil. But their awareness works on such a slow timescale that we’re unable to fathom it. So a tree would only know that it was being hugged if the hug lasted a very long time! Similarly, it’s highly unlikely that Saturn has noticed our interference. We, on the other hand, can easily be humbled by its majesty.
Oscar
ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20
IT’S not easy to sweep up leaves with a broom that’s lost most of its bristles, but it’s possible. You just need to hold it at the right angle and make a bit more effort to clear the path. It’s easier when you have a new brush, though. Sometimes, we make do with poor equipment that’s easy to replace. We lose time and energy by refusing to let go of antiquated methods and machinery. Which outmoded methods are you using? With a small investment, you can fast-track your way to a solution. Lift your spirits! For your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast, just call, then dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5601.
TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21
SOME people in positions of power are inspiring, others come across as intimidating. It’s a fine line. You’re dealing with someone who seems unwilling to listen and to learn a vital lesson. You need them to be working with you — and they won’t be able to do that until they’ve absorbed your advice. But if you express yourself harshly, it’s unlikely that you’ll have any impact. Be gentle in your critique, and you will open the possibility of engagement and co-operation. Change your future! It’s your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Just call, then dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5602.
GEMINI May 22 — June 22
THERE’S a saying: ‘If you want something done, ask a busy person.’ It seems counter-intuitive, because it takes a lot of energy to keep so many plates spinning. Surely adding another one to the pile will cause an almighty crash? No one wants their idea to end up in pieces on the floor, but busy people aren’t only capable of taking on more, they’re diligent, too. In fact, spinning an extra plate isn’t difficult. It even adds to the overall effect. You’re more than capable of taking on the task at hand. Big changes are due between now and the next Full Moon. For your spookily accurate Moon-sign prediction, call 0906 751 5603.
CANCER June 23 — July 23
NO MATTER how complex a problem appears, there’s always a solution. What complicates things is when we apply a solution that won’t work, or when we’re caught in a situation and haven’t yet found the way to resolve it. When we’re stuck in the middle of a conundrum, we’re often so intent on solving it that we’ll try anything —
LEO July 24 — Aug 23 VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23
regardless of the appropriateness of our methods. You have come out of the other side of such reasoning. You’re closer to a solution than you think. Lift your spirits! For your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast, just call, then dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5604. IN THE classic film The Wizard Of Oz, the Wizard assures Dorothy he will help her get back home. Then he disappears, leaving her bewildered and stranded. Thank goodness for the Good Witch’s timely arrival and advice. She points out that Dorothy has the means to find her way, without having to depend on anyone for assistance — all she has to do is click her heels. You’ve been waiting for something external to happen before making a decision. Now you know what to do. Change your future! It’s your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Just call, then dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5605. SOME popular modern songs are studied by academics. Bob Dylan’s All Along The Watchtower is one of them. His lyric ‘There must be some way outta here / Said the joker to the thief / There’s too much confusion / I can’t get no relief’ has long been deliberated. Has anyone come up with an answer? Personally, I think it’s easier to explain the meaning of life than to try to explain Bob’s intentions. What’s easier to proclaim is that the confusion you’re feeling is about to clear. You’ve found the way out. Big changes are due between now and the next Full Moon. For your spookily accurate Moon-sign prediction, call 0906 751 5606.
LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23
WE ALL know that life is like a roller coaster: sometimes you’re up and sometimes you’re down. But fairground rides are thrilling and fun — for why else would anyone strap themselves in to a seat, knowing that they’re going to scream? Life, on the other hand, is more humdrum. Perhaps the ups and downs are more akin to being in a lift. They’re just a practical, faster way of taking us from one floor to another. Although you might be filled with nervous anticipation, the journey you’re on is safe. Lift your spirits! For your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast, just call, then dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5607.
SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22
I’M TEMPTED to carry on the Bohemian Rhapsody theme today. ‘Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me’ is the lyric leading into the final musical crescendo of the great rock anthem. When all seems dark and difficult, it’s a sentiment to which we can all relate. It’s easy to imagine that there are invisible forces conspiring to make life difficult, and it’s the simplest way to explain troubles and challenges. But there’s no reason for you to feel this way any more. The path ahead is well-lit and full of opportunity. Change your future! It’s your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Just call, then dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5608.
SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21
THEY say pride comes before a fall, but that doesn’t mean you should walk around with your head hanging low. You’ve handled difficult experiences with skill, and you can be proud of yourself. You’ve learnt valuable lessons and you’ve coped well with some awkward challenges. Today will be easier than yesterday, and that pattern is set to continue. You’re walking towards a rewarding chapter in the book of your life. You can let go of your doubts. Big changes are due between now and the next Full Moon. For your spookily accurate Moon-sign prediction, call 0906 751 5609.
CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20
THERE’S an old saying: ‘My word is my bond.’ It’s supposed to denote an air of trustworthiness. But when people find themselves in bondage to someone, they want to escape. You have many responsibilities, but while they may, at times, feel restricting, most of them were chosen by, rather than imposed upon, you. And, although we might sometimes resent the efforts required, fulfilling our obligations makes life very satisfying. There are some bonds for which you will soon feel grateful. Lift your spirits! For your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast, just call, then dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5610.
AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19
IT’S a fine line between ambition and fantasy — but how can we tell the difference between unrealistic expectations and those that merely appear to be that way? Often, a list is a good place to start: writing down objectives helps us assemble our thoughts, and it becomes easier to see the steps we need to take — and with each step, we gain insight and experience. Soon enough, what seems an impossible climb becomes a simple journey. A dream is becoming a distinct possibility. Change your future! It’s your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Just call, then dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5611.
PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20
WHO needs space travel when we’re all voyagers through time? We’re all on an adventure into the future and, although we’re limited by speed and direction, we can and do go anywhere with our imagination. Yet, often, our thoughts are everywhere except in the here and now, as we spend most of the time thinking about the past or the future. It’s the state of our minds in the present that can dictate so much of our future experience here on planet Earth. Today, make sure that you travel to somewhere rewarding. Big changes are due between now and the next Full Moon. For your spookily accurate Moon-sign prediction, call 0906 751 5612.