Time to invest in a mirror, Tamara!

AFTER revelations about the scale of her three-year-old child Sophia’s lavish lifestyle, we know that Bernie Ecclestone’s daughter, Tamara, is not short of a bob or two — or, for that matter, staff (she has two assistants whose main jobs seem to be booking her beauty treatments).

Her wardrobe alone is valued at £5 million — so how in the name of all that is holy did she end up leaving the house dressed in this designer bin-liner? Don’t tell me she can’t afford a mirror.

MORE than half of all men are in denial about being overweight, we’re told. At least they can console themselves with the knowledge that they are great lovers, fabulous cooks, perfect fathers and truly awesome dancers. Isn’t that right, ladies? ‘ELEVEN years ago today, Me & Britney invented the selfie!’ trilled Paris Hilton on Twitter this week. Maybe if she spent less time gazing at herself in the mirror and more time reading books she would know that it’s ‘Britney and I’.