Good riddance, Gwynnie!
HE’S the author of some of the best love songs ever written; she is the delectable star of Fifty Shades Of Grey. Now Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson are officially an item it feels like the birth of a new Brangelina. But what should we call them? Chrisda? Bit happy clappy. Dakris? Like a character from Game Of Thrones. Marjohn? That old Chinese board game. Either way, it doesn’t matter. The best news is that we — like Chris — don’t have to put up with Gwyneth Paltrow any more.