Scottish Daily Mail

Does ANYONE still splash on Old Spice?

THINGS YOU JUST DON’T HEAR ABOUT ANY MORE (PART 2)

- Craig Brown www.dailymail.co.uk/craigbrown

1. John Prescott 2. Athlete’s foot 3. Mohamed Al-Fayed 4. Crepes 5. Fan clubs 6. Mad Men 7. Power walking 8. Hopscotch 9. Sam Cam 10. Men jangling loose change in their pockets 11. Talk To The Hand 12. Rottweiler­s 13. Fish paste 14. Brillo pads 15. Cheeseclot­h shirts 16. Potty Putty 17. Ben Elton 18. Ley lines 19. Surnames 20. Tofu 21. Walkie-talkies 22. Micro-scooters 23. Mullets 24. The Rt Rev George Carey 25. Waffles 26. Aperol 27. Fifty Shades 28. Smoothies 29. The caveman diet 30. Power Rangers 31. Coir matting 32. Post-modernism 33. Toffo 34. Crazy Foam 35. Julia Roberts 36. Salman Rushdie 37. Vampires 38. The Loch Ness Monster 39. Furbys 40. The Ice Bucket Challenge 41. Arthur Scargill 42. Cut glass 43. Goldfish 44. Old Spice aftershave 45. Wind chimes 46. Louis Vuitton 47. Gangsta rap 48. Brightly coloured socks 49. Knuckle-cracking 50. Sporty Spice 51. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 52. Cupcakes 53. Curly Wurlys 54. Madchester 55. Pashminas 56. Cufflinks 57. Chicken Bricks 58. Bum bags 59. Game Boys 60. Exorcism 61. Turkey Twizzlers 62. Brad Pitt 63. Mannequin Challenges 64. Flash mobs 65. Handwarmer­s 66. Leo Sayer 67. Selfie sticks 68. Dolphins 69. Hipsters 70. Lean Cuisine 71. Kipper ties 72. Robbie Williams 73. Mother-in-law jokes 74. Wine gums 75. Simon Cowell 76. Bra-and-knickers aprons 77. The talking clock 78. Paris 79. Yuppies 80. Daydreamin­g 81. Noel Edmonds 82. Salsa dancing 83. Goths 84. Manga 85. Sally Bercow 86. Pogo Sticks 87. Pocket calculator­s 88. Water beds 89. Chopper bikes 90. Frisbees 91. Leather elbow patches on men’s jackets 92. Kahlil Gibran 93. Ponchos 94. Metrosexua­ls 95. Cowboy boots 96. Flatforms 97. CB radio 98. Like used as an inverted comma (‘I’m, like, get over it’) 99. Domed umbrellas 100. Grunge 101. Fascinator­s 102. Shops without ‘SALE’ signs 103. Novelty spectacles 104. Samuel Beckett 105. Stonewashe­d jeans 106. Where’s Wally? 107. Treacle toffee 108. Chavs 109. Pilates 110. ‘You Don’t Have To Be Mad To Work Here — But It Helps!’ 111. Misery memoirs 112. Trivial Pursuit 113. Aerobics 114. Break-dancing 115. Roller blades 116. Anthony Burgess 117. Negligees 118. Chocolate Matchmaker­s 119. ‘Duck or Grouse’ 120. Jimmy Carr 121. Nivea 122. Carlos Castaneda 123. Flowery stationery 124. Freddy Krueger 125. Viennetta 126. Ragging and stippling 127. Russell Brand 128. Extra strong tissues for men 129. Uggs 130. Marbles 131. Fleecies 132. Jennifer Aniston 133. Pole dancing 134. S.W.A.L.K. 135. Tongue-twisters 136. Flip-flops 137. Sideburns 138. Tapas 139. Crowd-surfing 140. Quality time 141. Carnations 142. Chinese burns 143. Ear muffs 144. Butterscot­ch 145. Mr. Men 146. John Bull printing sets 147. The Gay Liberation Front 148. Miley Cyrus 149. Switchboar­d operators 150. Cheesecake 151. SARS 152. Braids 153. Knock-knock . . ... 154. Henna 155. Anthony Seldon 156. Ceefax 157. Jack Straw 158. Spillikins 159. Deepak Chopra 160. Medicine balls 161. Crazy Frog 162. Edwina Currie 163. Coasters 164. Impetigo 165. Apple puree 166. Milkmen 167. Crocs 168. Saunas 169. Twerking 170. The Top Ten 171. Mad cow disease 172. Shredders 173. Blue Peter 174. Curly kale 175. Pool flumes 176. Brookside 177. Chocolate spread 178. SodaStream 179. Chicken Kievs 180. Stock Aitken Waterman

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