Learn from Jerry

Millionaire TV chef Heston Blumenthal, 51, surprised his girlfriend (and mother of his fourth child) with an impromptu wedding on a beach in the Maldives. Hotel bosses found a local official to conduct the nuptials, and Stephanie Gouveia, 31, was thrilled. That’s probably how Jerry Hall felt, too, when she ‘married’ Mick Jagger on the beach in Bali, only to discover during their divorce proceedings the marriage was declared ‘void ab initio’ — which, very loosely translated, means ‘you’re not entitled to a penny, baby’.