Straight to the POINT

HEALTHY living tip: use the stairs. Don’t get into a lift with miserable old biddies! K. L. REID, Leicester.

I AM Barnsley born and bred, so know Yorkshire pudding is served as a separate course with lashings of thick onion gravy. Jam or treacle (Mail)? Ugh! K. R. SCHOFIELD, Bridport, Dorset.

YOU can add tattoo parlours to the list of successful High Street shops (Mail). ANDREW PETTIGREW, Haslingden, Lancs.

THE best way to open a Fray Bentos meat pie (Mail) is with the small tin opener in a military ration pack. The only problem is that you need the strength of a Royal Marine Commando. CHRIS MILLS, Oswestry, Shropshire.

POLITICIANS want to raise the age for using all gambling machines to 18, but reduce the voting age to 16. GEORGE KELLY, Burgh-le-Marsh, Lincs.

THE country is desperate for another Iron Lady. Instead we’ve got Tremulous Theresa. COLIN DRURY, Dinas Powys, Vale of Glamorgan.

I’D LIKE to add Wetherspoon’s Tim Martin to a wish list of businessmen to negotiate Brexit. JANET SIMMS, Peterborough, Cambs.

GIVE £10,000 to pensioners, not 25-year-olds, to solve the housing problem. They could build a granny flat so their children or a tenant could move into the family home. JOHN KIRK, Daventry, Northants.

MEGHAN shares a birthday, August 4, with the Queen Mother, Barack Obama — and me! EMMA WOODCOCK, London E1.