Bossy Beyonce will be vague in Vogue

SINGER Beyonce, who doesn’t quite look as glossy in real life as in her publicity snaps, has apparently demanded approval of all pictures and every word written about her in her forthcoming appearance in Vogue. Expect revelations even more riveting than in her previous Vogue article, in which she told us: ‘I’m just a woman and I love being a woman and I’m a modern-day feminist.’ I can’t wait.