Straight to the POINT

IS THE Dancing Queen about to change her dance routine to a sombre Brexit Shuffle — two steps sideways and one step back?

PIERS MINALL, Leverington, Cambs.

PEOPLE have criticised Jeremy Corbyn’s sartorial choices at the Cenotaph, but he was the only politician who sang Oh God Our Help In Ages Past without using the hymn sheet.

JOHN EOIN DOUGLAS, Edinburgh.

A MAN wants his age reduced to increase his chance of finding love. I’m 25, but want to be accepted as 65 so I can draw the pension.

A. SMITH, Ledbury, Herefordshire.

IT’S very simple – if there’s a people’s vote on the terms of Brexit, there’s a people’s vote on the terms on Scottish independence, too.

MARGARET KANE, Glasgow.

LIKE Prince Charles, I see threescore years and ten as an incentive to do more, not less.

NIK MORTON, Alicante, Spain.

DO WE want to replace parents rocking their babies to sleep with an iPad in a cot?

GERALD NATHANSON, Chigwell, Essex.

TO LOSE one Johnson brother was probably inevitable, but to lose two is inept.

ALAN RITCHIE, Belfast.

POOR Nigella having to take out a loan after her £20 million divorce deal. On top of that she has to make a TV show every other year.

STUART THOMPSON, Prestatyn, Denbighshire.

A READER (Letters) suggests a national police force for England. Based on Police Scotland, don’t get Kenny MacAskill to design it!

BARRY DICKSON, Ayr.

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