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THE Sun has barely crossed the Sagittarian threshold and, already, it’s beginning to form Gemini’s Full Moon. As the two move opposite one another, Mars’s position midway between them creates a powerful astrological pattern across the heavens. With Jupiter presiding, it’s shaping up to be an inspiring Lunar event. But I should be careful about saying such things. One thing we can’t afford to do is over-promise. Still, with the energy available now, we should certainly be able to over-deliver on our potential.

ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20

NOTHING beats laughter to make us feel better — no wonder it’s known as the best medicine. Yet, just as some people can’t take aspirin, or are allergic to an antibiotic, we don’t all find the same things funny. As the Sun moves into a new sign, where it joins Jupiter, something enjoyable is arriving in your life. Despite the serious issues with which you’re contending, you are about to be cheered up. As your mood lightens, you’ll find a quick fix and solve a problem more easily than you expect. What will the light of the Full Moon reveal? For news that will make your spine tingle and your heart leap, call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21

SOMEONE seems to be challenging you and stirring up discord for no reason whatsoever. No wonder you’re finding it hard to not react. Yet you have been giving this individual the benefit of the doubt and excusing their behaviour — even though it has not been easy. You have remembered that we all have bad days. You know that even folk with sunny dispositions can be hiding unhappiness. You’re right (and kind) to be patient with them. Wait a little longer before you draw a definitive conclusion. Big changes are due between now and the next New Moon. For your spookily accurate Moon-sign prediction, call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 — June 22

YOU can almost always spot the baddies in movies. It’s only a certain type of filmmaker who creates a villain the audience doesn’t recognise. Usually, we can quietly boo and hiss, and encourage and cheer, appropriately. We like having such clear distinctions. When the plot is grey and ambiguous, we have to invest more energy and it can feel less like fun. Today, with your ruler retrograde, you may be tempted to label something bad when it is good. Stay observant — then you won’t make that mistake. What will the light of the Full Moon reveal? For news that will make your spine tingle and your heart leap, call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 — July 23

FOLK who enjoy getting things done effectively work out the best technique in order to increase their efficiency levels to the maximum. Normally, they do this by setting themselves a deadline. If they manage to get other people to respect this artificially created time limitation, they can practically guarantee that a task will be completed in good time. This is a great way of achieving success. However, it is also a surefire way of creating a lot of pressure and stress. Do you really need to rush so much today? Big changes are due between now and the next New Moon. For your spookily accurate, Moon-sign prediction, call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 — Aug 23

WHEN we remember to stop and take a look around us, it’s hard not to be amazed. A sky that’s filled with light, wind and warmth. The trees that give us shade, fruit and materials. The oceans teeming with life. Our arrival on the planet is a miracle in itself, but it happened to you! So, in the face of all that now seems impossible in your life, there’s the possibility of a new development that can change something unsatisfactory and make it work. Just stay open to the potential on offer to you. What will the light of the Full Moon reveal? For news that will make your spine tingle and your heart leap, call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23

WE’VE all imagined this scenario. You stride up to the roulette table and, just as you’ve laid down your money, the little ball lands on your lucky number. Fortune is smiling on you. But then you wake up — hit by the realisation that reality isn’t quite so generous. Yet, every now and then, we all get a funny feeling that maybe, just maybe, luck is on our side. You don’t need to set off for Monte Carlo to feel graced by good fortune today. Your lucky number might not turn up, but something good will. Big changes are due between now and the next New Moon. For your spookily accurate Moon-sign prediction, call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23

SOME people are naturally good at telling stories, which makes them very persuasive when they want to convince us of something. With the use of colour and drama, they easily manage to engage our interest. Even if their idea is implausible and impractical, we’ll listen, because we find the idea entertaining. Today, as Mercury continues its retrogradation, there’s a possibility that you’re being told a story. Just because something sounds appealing doesn’t mean that you have to invest in it. What will the light of the Full Moon reveal? For news that will make your spine tingle and your heart leap, call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22

THERE simply isn’t space in your world for the wrong type of friends. When a relationship is bringing stress, we need to find ways either to negotiate a new path or to appreciate the valuable lessons that can be learned from even the most unsatisfying of situations. It’s easy to leap to conclusions without realising we’ve been benefiting from a connection that has become difficult. If, after double-checking, you still feel making a break is your best option, you’re in a good position to do so. Big changes are due between now and the next New Moon. For your spookily accurate Moon-sign prediction, call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21

WHEN Tarzan seizes hold of a liana and swings through the rainforest, he must always have a moment of doubt. What would happen if the vine snapped? With dangerous creatures lurking in the undergrowth, the consequences could be disastrous. Perhaps that’s why he lets out such a passionate yodel before setting off — it helps the stress to dissipate! I don’t recommend making such a noise today. Yet, as the Sun moves into your sign, do what you need to do to make a necessary leap. What will the light of the Full Moon reveal? For news that will make your spine tingle and your heart leap, call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20

THERE are four cardinal astrological signs and Capricorn is one of them. The people of your sign tend to have high principles. They are faithful and industrious. In this unpredictable and fickle world of ours, these are noble qualities to have. Perhaps that’s why you are sometimes (unfairly) seen as being straitlaced and serious, with a need to show yourself to be right. If you’re trying to prove a point today, though, you might be wiser to compromise. Tomorrow is another day. Big changes are due between now and the next New Moon. For your spookily accurate Moonsign prediction, call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19

THE world that we find ourselves inhabiting seems to be in a topsyturvy phase. We seem to focus on how things appear, rather than what’s really going on. Symptoms make us anxious, yet we don’t like looking at their causes. No wonder life sometimes feels shallow and trivial. Today, you’re stuck on the horns of a dilemma, trying to make a decision. Yet on what information are you basing your criteria? If you focus on how right this feels (rather than looks), you’ll know what to do. What will the light of the Full Moon reveal? For news that will make your spine tingle and your heart leap, call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20

NO ONE likes to feel that they’ve been misunderstood. We all hate to think that our actions and intentions could be twisted, manipulated or misconstrued. But it isn’t always easy to know when this has happened. In the moment, our conversation might seem to be productive and transparent. It’s not until later that we realise our words haven’t been heard, let alone acted upon. You’ve seen a few signs that suggest you are being misinterpreted. It can’t hurt to doublecheck who is expecting what and from whom. Big changes are due between now and the next New Moon. For your spookily accurate Moon-sign prediction, call 0906 751 5612.