Straight to the POINT

THANKS to the ban, the Iceland advert’s message about palm oil and the plight of orangutans has reached a far wider audience.

TREVOR MILLS, Peterborough, Cambs.

IT MUST have been the sight of so many teenagers in ripped jeans that convinced the UN rapporteur of the scale of poverty in the UK.

ARTHUR McFARLAND, Claudy, Londonderry.

WHEN flying, my 6ft-plus, former rugby player husband insists on booking the empty middle seat between us because, as he says: ‘I wouldn’t want to be sitting next to me!’

Name and address supplied.

NOEL EDMONDS to retire if he wins I’m A Celebrity — is that a cast-iron promise?

PETE wILLIAMS, Hayes, Middlesex.

I’M SURPRISED Holly Willoughby’s attire for the Australian jungle isn’t from M&S, for which she is an ambassador.

CAROLYN NEALON, Bridgend, Mid Glamorgan.

FIONA BRUCE is set to be the first woman to front Question Time — wasn’t Holly available?

TONY THOMPSON, Banbury, Oxon.

THE next James Bond should be Strictly star Charles Venn. He has the physique and charisma. Ten out of ten for Venn!

P. ELEY, Santa Ursula, Tenerife.

TO FOLLOW the will of the people or follow the party line?

IAN GREEN, Malvern, worcs.

WHEN Amber left, the Government was Rudderless. Now she’s back, it’s a Ruddy mess!

MAGGIE wILLIAMS, Coventry.