Westminster wars

AS SHE headed for Brussels on Thursday, the Prime Minister briefed she was ‘confident of an indication of a possible change to the Northern Ireland backstop’. To which they’ve so far said: ‘Non.’ Surely it’s time for Theresa to kick off those kitten heels and don stilettos to stomp all over the intransigent, arrogant Europeans.

SPEAKER John Bercow has affected the habit of ending his pompous sermons to erring MPS in the house with the word ‘amen’. Who does this haughty pipsqueak think he is, Christ himself?

RUMOURS abound as to why Boris has kept such a low profile during the Brexit meltdown. Judging by his appearance on BBC’s Andrew Marr Show last Sunday, sporting a Trump comb-forward to hide his thinning locks, could he have been off having hairtransplant surgery?