Straight to the POINT

CHILDREN are obese owing to their large intake of sugar (Mail). That Mary Poppins has got a lot to answer for!

PETE SADLER, Hucknall, Notts.

POLITICIANS must have been eating too many sweets because they are toothless.

GRAHAM MARSH, Stockport, Gtr Manchester.

THANKS to presenter Jeremy Clarkson, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? should be renamed Who Wants To Yawn A Million Times? Chris Tarrant he ain’t!

GRAHAM ANDREWS, Bideford, Devon.

NEVER mind flour and eggs already on sale for Pancake Day (Letters), my local Co-op has Easter eggs on the shelves.

KIM JARVIS, Sturminster Newton, Dorset.

I’VE never been seen on time by my GP (Mail), even if it’s the first appointment of the day.

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EUROPEAN Commission President JeanClaude Juncker claims most MPs don’t trust Mrs May. Here’s some news: we don’t trust him.

RONALD MALONE, Warwick.

AS AN American who has lived in Britain for 45 years, I feel nothing but shame about the U.S. Ambassador’s wooden-headed remarks (Mail). But then brains and dignity are not found in the current U.S. leadership.

A. E. VAN BENSCHOTEN, London SW11.

I AM used to having to pay a single supplement to go on holiday, but am surprised Viking insists I pay for two seats on the plane!

ANN MOXHAM, Matlock, Derbys.

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