Pammy and the fugitive: a vegan love affair...

YOU’VE got to admire Pamela Anderson for staying loyal to Julian Assange, despite suspicions that he is a flake who refuses to face justice. Or have you? The fugitive was yesterday dragged out of the Ecuadorian Embassy, urging Britons to rise up and save him. Unfortunately, no one even tried because we were all too busy washing our hair — except for Pammy, that is.

The Baywatch star has lashed out at everyone for Assange’s fate, including us. ‘How could you UK? Of course — you are America’s bitch and you need a diversion from your idiotic Brexit bull **** ’, she tweeted. America’s bitch? Well, she would know.

Pamela began visiting Assange in his hideaway in late 2016, always ludicrously insisting that she loved him and he was ‘romantic’ and ‘brave’.

She was coquettish about the exact nature of their relationship. However, when I met her last year, she admitted they had never had sex. ‘I have such a connection to him but it isn’t a physical relationship,’ she confirmed. ‘I take him in vegan treats instead.’

Another mung bean bonbon, Julian? Poor thing! Perhaps the pair of them deserve each other.