Out of the mouths of babes

Our four-year-old grandson Will was leaving for Greece, the family’s second visit to the same resort on rhodes. He was beyond excited when he discovered his favourite rep, Jessie, was still there. ‘I’m going to take her a present, Mummy,’ he said. ‘How lovely! What do you want to buy her?’ said our daughter. ‘I think I’ll get her a box of hair dye,’ he replied.