Wordy Wise

NOAH’S LARK — he tells gangplank attendants to search the porcupines for concealed weapons. Mark Wraith, Newark, Notts. PONTIUS PILATES — roman fitness guru. Philip Turner, Stockport, Lancs. HATERED — but love all the other colours. Harold Askew, Carnforth, Lancs. THE FLYING WICKETS — a band that will bowl you over. Ian Jopson, Cardiff. LAZY GODIVA — couldn’t be bothered to put her clothes on. Valerie Ashton, London N14. ABRIDGE TOO FAR — biopic about cut-throat editor. Vincent Hefter, Richmond, Surrey.