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SATURN is ‘standing still’ in the sky. The planet representing life’s roadblocks is going nowhere. Its eventual movement forwards will be significant because of what it’s moving towards. In 2020, Saturn and Pluto converge for the first time since 1982 — and in a setting not seen since Henry VIII was happily married! Traditional power structures will be challenged. Something fundamental is shifting in the right direction.

ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20

A POLITICS, Philosophy and Economics degree from a top university does not make a successful politician. They must have a genuine and trustworthy air; people need to be able to believe them; and it can take years to tap the psychological and sociological depths necessary to unlock public favour. Fortunately, it’s not a political difference that must be overcome today. It does, however, require you to find a way to get over a powerful misunderstanding. A new era begins as powerful Saturn changes direction. Get ready for a boost of cosmic inspiration. Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21

SOME people spend their lives worrying that the past will come back to haunt them. Others don’t believe in ghosts — and if you don’t believe in spooky apparitions, you can’t believe in the possibility of being haunted. The past doesn’t hold any threats; it’s our fear of it that causes problems. Similarly, money doesn’t lie at the root of evil; it’s the love of it that causes so much unhappiness. Don’t fear the consequences of an action today. Instead, enjoy the profits of a past emotional investment. As Saturn, the great cosmic teacher, changes direction, it brings inspiration and hope. Tap into its power. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 - June 22

ONE plus two equals three. You know this. It’s a fact you proved, beyond any reasonable doubt, many years ago. It’s as true as the sky is blue. Whenever you’re called on to answer this sum, you always give this answer. You don’t even need to think about it. And that’s fine and dandy. But could you be taking something else as categorical when it needs to be reconsidered? There are mitigating circumstances which need to be taken into account. It’s worth checking your maths today. A new era begins as powerful Saturn changes direction. Get ready for a boost of cosmic inspiration. Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 - July 23

THE different phases of our lives provoke different questions. Recently, I was talking to a teenager who was wondering if the world was real, and if she truly existed. It made me think about those phases . . . they are natural processes that never end. Rather than ever growing out of such thoughts, we just push them to the back of our minds. Although you might not be dealing with such an existential problem, if something is hard to solve, just trust that you’re doing the right thing. Because you are. As Saturn, the great cosmic teacher, changes direction, it brings inspiration and hope. Tap into its power. Call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 - Aug 23

WHILE Saturn has been slowing down, you’ve courageously redefined a boundary. You’ve faced a fear and overcome a hang-up which has held you back. You’re now in a position to explore territory that once intimidated you. This means you’ll be able to achieve something that once seemed impossible. Now that the great cosmic teacher is standing still in the sky, your enthusiasm is mounting. Yet you don’t need to create sudden change. The slow route forward is best. A new era begins as powerful Saturn changes direction. Get ready for a boost of cosmic inspiration. Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23

THE most common reason for people to read their horoscope is that they want to know what’s going to happen in the future. You probably have a question like that in your mind. Yet a better way to approach this would be to ask what ‘might’ happen. What ‘could’ result from the choices you make? What is actually possible? It’s our approach to life’s challenges which shapes our ability to make things happen. Be positive today, and the results will be . . . positive! As Saturn, the great cosmic teacher, changes direction, it brings inspiration and hope. Tap into its power. Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23

MANY war films are based on the same storyline — our hero, a young private, is put through his paces by a hardened senior. ‘Don’t be so weak! Run faster! Carry more weight! Now, drop and give me 50!’ Recently, it’s begun to feel as though the cosmos has hired your very own sergeantmajor to torment you. Whenever things begin to calm down, they pile on the pressure. Despite the undeniable demands of your present circumstances, the coming Equinox promises progress — not pain. A new era begins as powerful Saturn changes direction. Get ready for a boost of cosmic inspiration. Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22

WHEN you’re hunting for something, you need to be on the right track. Either you choose your quarry and follow it until you can ensnare it, or you put yourself into a good location and sit and wait for its arrival. These are both good ways to bring opportunities into your life. Yet, as the great teacher, Saturn, stands still in the sky, you may be better off following the latter approach. There’s no point in expending all your energy in an attempt to seize something that’s naturally making its way to you. As Saturn, the great cosmic teacher, changes direction, it brings inspiration and hope. Tap into its power. Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 - Dec 21

EVEN though we know that the past and the future are separate, it’s not easy to define what they’re separated by. Is it a carefully constructed wall? Or just a thin piece of material hanging between two posts? We create barriers which aren’t easy to identify. If they look firm, we respect them. Yet just one push against what appears to be a solid boundary might be enough to go through it. The gap between where you are and where you want to be is smaller than you think. A new era begins as powerful Saturn changes direction. Get ready for a boost of cosmic inspiration. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20

IF I were to tell you that you need to ‘give it more time’, you could be forgiven for wondering what I mean. How can you ‘give’ time to anything, or anyone? Are you secretly superhuman, and able to manipulate time and space with the sheer force of your mind? Unfortunately, it doesn’t quite work like that. Yet, if you make wise choices, you can begin to control the way you see, feel and understand the way that time passes. With your ruler standing still in the sky, give yourself some time to relax. As Saturn, the great cosmic teacher, changes direction, it brings inspiration and hope. Tap into its power. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19

OFTEN, when we’ve finally discovered a way to solve a problem, we discover that our new attitude brings its own set of challenges. You’re starting to feel concerned that a fresh approach to a situation is giving rise to a new set of complications. You’re so concerned that you might even turn down a possibility that would make your life easier. As Saturn stands still in the sky, it reinforces the courage you’ve needed to get so far along this path. You’re on the right track. A new era begins as powerful Saturn changes direction. Get ready for a boost of cosmic inspiration. Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20

STRESSED? Well, of course. What do you expect with all that you’re carrying? Perplexed? It’s only natural when you consider the confusing situation you’re dealing with. Certainty always relies on a degree of selfdelusion. You’re experiencing a rollercoaster of practical, emotional and psychological readjustments as scenarios shift, mutate and evolve. Yet there’s no need to panic. When the dust has settled (which it soon will), what has long seemed wrong will emerge as blissfully right. As Saturn, the great cosmic teacher, changes direction, it brings inspiration and hope. Tap into its power. Call 0906 751 5612.