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IN SWEDEN, they put banana on pizzas. Apparently, it tastes rather good with curry powder and ham! But there are some concoction­s that deep down, we know won’t ever gain mass appeal. As the New

Moon arrives opposite Uranus, we’re encouraged to explore exciting new ideas and plans. It’s OK to be idiosyncra­tic, but the recipe for success will be found in doing what feels instinctiv­ely right.

ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20

NO MATTER where you go, you’ll find people who are looking for something. They’re seeking high and low... but what exactly is it they are looking for? Is everyone searching for the same thing? It seems that while many of us are trying to find what we should be looking for, other folk feel confident about what they’re seeking — but don’t know where to start looking for it! The New Moon brings you clarity. Make sure you’re not searching for something you’ve already found. Don’t miss your latest personal moon-sign forecast — taking you through to the next Full Moon: Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21

IMAGINE losing a beloved piece of jewellery somewhere in a stable full of horses. The mixture of straw and dung would suddenly become valuable. Instead of throwing the muck out, you’d have to guard it carefully until you could begin the laborious task of delicately sifting through it. The same attitude will be necessary for a forthcomin­g task. Although it might not be how you want to spend your time, the ends will more than justify the means. The New Moon brings the resolve you need. The New Moon has a powerful message for you. For your spookily accurate moon-sign prediction, call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 - June 22

YOUR priorities need to be at the top of your agenda today. What’s most important in your life? It’s not easy to answer, because although you’re clear about what you want to do, your current project involves co-operating with someone... which was fine until they started to feel unsure about where their priorities lay. The New Moon brings a reminder of something important that you’ve pushed to the back of your agenda. Don’t let anyone’s uncertaint­ies overtake your own goals.

It’s the mysterious Dark of the Moon. For an inspiring reading that will make your week magical, call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 - July 23 SOME people enjoy being miserable. Even though they might not admit it, it’s evident from the way they live their lives. They only seem to be happy when they’ve got something to moan or complain about and, when things are going well, they look for problems. Is there any other explanatio­n for a key person’s refusal to accept a simple solution? Do they really believe that it won’t work ... or do they just want things to stay the same? Don’t let anyone’s fears put you off track today.

Don’t miss your latest personal moon-sign forecast — taking you through to the next Full Moon: Call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 - Aug 23

ACCORDING to the book of rules, you don’t seem to have what you should have right now. Yet, rules should never be set in stone — and this rulebook could do with a rewrite. A convention needs questionin­g. A tradition could do with a revamp. The New Moon brings a chance to push past an establishe­d boundary and explore an unconventi­onal approach. Although starting a revolution won’t be necessary, an innovative idea will be surprising­ly welcomed and get you what you need. The New Moon has a powerful message for you. For your spookily accurate moon-sign prediction, call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23

MANY of us enjoy listening to the ‘retro’ hour on the radio. But it would be very odd if every station only played songs from yesteryear. Suppose our wardrobes were full of clothes from the Seventies? Or we replaced our washing machines with oldfashion­ed twin-tubs and mangles? Nor are clothes, music and machinery the only things that become outdated; opinions and attitudes also evolve over time. It’s possible that a current choice is being clouded by an idea that is past its sell-by-date. It’s the mysterious Dark of the Moon. For an inspiring reading that will make your week magical, call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23

THE movement of the planets creates the cosmic clock that underpins life on the spinning ball of rock we call our home. Yet, how does the Sun know when it needs to rise every morning? Does a great galactic alarm clock signal the time? And if so, who is responsibl­e for winding it up? Is there a team of conscienti­ous humans making sure that everything’s working correctly? The New Moon shows you that you’ve been feeling overly responsibl­e for a situation that’s unfolding by itself. Don’t miss your latest personal moon-sign forecast — taking you through to the next Full Moon: Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22

ALTHOUGH the New Moon in your sign is making you feel optimistic, your hope is tinged by sensitivit­y. Some of your current concerns are being over-amplified. You’ve been struggling to deal with someone whose negative attitude has affected your approach to a situation that you feel responsibl­e for. But there’s less reason to worry than you think. If you’re kind to yourself, and to everyone else involved, you’ll realise that what you want is not just attainable; it’s inevitable. The New Moon has a powerful message for you. For your spookily accurate moon-sign prediction, call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIU­S Nov 23 - Dec 21

‘IF A tree falls in a forest and there is nobody to hear it, does it make a sound?’ No one has managed to definitive­ly solve this Zen-like conundrum. The jury, it seems, is destined to remain out. Meanwhile, something very similar could be said about the impact you’re trying to make on a situation that needs to be moved forward. Can you really change anything? Is anyone even paying attention? Stop worrying! Your propositio­n will attract more attention and interest than you think. It’s the mysterious Dark of the Moon. For an inspiring reading that will make your week magical, call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20

‘LOVE is not only blind... it’s deaf,’ sang the Arctic Monkeys. Love isn’t the only emotion that can have a dramatic effect on our senses; faith and trust are also able to confuse our ability to make assessment­s. Since we prefer ‘trust’ to ‘suspicion’, and ‘confidence’ to ‘doubt’, there are times when we want to believe something so much that we overlook the normal checks and balances. There’s nothing wrong with throwing yourself into a project; but check the water level before you dive in. Don’t miss your latest personal moon-sign forecast — taking you through to the next Full Moon: Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19

CONSPIRACY theorists are insatiable. The slightest whiff of a slightly suspicious alternativ­e argument and they’re off with their theories of why it’s a ‘coup by A, to distract from B, in order to effect C’, and how the rest of us are fools not to see it. Could you be taking an overcynica­l view of a simple scenario? Instead of looking for secret codes and hidden agendas, try focusing on the fact that the New Moon brings a genuine chance to resolve a complex scenario once and for all. The New Moon has a powerful message for you. For your spookily accurate moonsign prediction, call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20

WE FIND you carefully considerin­g a recent achievemen­t and thinking about what you still need to accomplish. A growing sense of purpose has been underpinni­ng your recent decisions, fuelling you with the desire to continue on a challengin­g project. The New Moon marks the moment when you can begin to take your foot off the metaphoric­al accelerato­r and progress at a more leisurely pace. You can rely on the momentum you’ve built up in the past. Relax and enjoy the ride. It’s the mysterious Dark of the Moon. For an inspiring reading that will make your week magical, call 0906 751 5612.

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