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MY MUM al­ways told me that if I didn’t have any­thing nice to say, I shouldn’t say any­thing at all. But it’s hard to be all smiles when you’re ‘hangry’ and your mum’s put ba­nana on your pizza. She’s not even Swedish! Yet as Mer­cury and Venus con­verge to­mor­row, no mat­ter how much of a dog’s din­ner we’re served, there are pos­i­tives to take and op­por­tu­ni­ties to profit from. With cre­ativ­ity our dishes will prove far from dis­as­trous.

ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20 PEO­PLE who love risk and adventure think there’s no such thing as a near miss. You’re ei­ther in deep trou­ble, or you’re ‘to­tally fine’; if you’re on the edge of a precipice, at least your feet are on the ground; and that if you’re fall­ing, you’ll have so much adrenaline that you won’t be able to worry about de­tails! A dare­devil ap­proach isn’t ap­pro­pri­ate to­day, but look­ing at the wider per­spec­tive will en­able you to see that your cur­rent po­si­tion is much bet­ter than you’d imag­ined. The New Moon has a pow­er­ful mes­sage for you. For your spook­ily ac­cu­rate moon-sign pre­dic­tion, call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21 NO WON­DER that you’re be­wil­dered by peo­ple who change their feel­ings as eas­ily as they change their minds. You’re a loyal Tau­rean. The more deeply you dive into the well of your emo­tions, the more pro­found your de­gree of com­mit­ment. Once you’ve es­tab­lished a mean­ing­ful re­la­tion­ship, your feel­ings last a life­time. The same can be said about the causes you care about; which is why it takes you a while to adapt to new sit­u­a­tions. It’s also why, when you need to make a change, you do so grace­fully. It’s the mys­te­ri­ous Dark of the Moon. For an in­spir­ing read­ing that will make your week mag­i­cal, call 0906 751 5602.

GEM­INI May 22 - June 22 SOME peo­ple think that if we haven’t known ex­tremes, we haven’t ex­pe­ri­enced all that life has to of­fer. Highs. Lows. Joy. De­spair. Although these emo­tions shape our world, it’s nat­u­ral that we view some more pos­i­tively than oth­ers. If there was a way of cel­e­brat­ing ev­ery loss as a suc­cess, we’d all be con­tent. Your hel­ter-skel­ter jour­ney is now mov­ing on to a more straight­for­ward route. Keep an eye out for new op­por­tu­ni­ties and be ready for some smooth sail­ing. Don’t miss your lat­est per­sonal moon-sign fore­cast — tak­ing you through to the next Full Moon. Call 0906 751 5603.

CAN­CER June 23 - July 23 ALL WE can ever ask of our­selves is that we do our best. But what if it’s not enough? Sup­pose it doesn’t seem to work and we don’t ap­pear to be get­ting the job done? You’re al­ready putting ev­ery­thing into a cur­rent project. No one could be work­ing more in­tently to­wards their goal. So, why aren’t you achiev­ing what you set out to achieve? Are the goal­posts in the wrong place? Are your as­pi­ra­tions off tar­get? Don’t let your doubts get the bet­ter of you. You just need to stick with what you started. The New Moon has a pow­er­ful mes­sage for you. For your spook­ily ac­cu­rate moon-sign pre­dic­tion, call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 - Aug 23 POW­ER­FUL im­pulses are surg­ing through you. You’re filled with a hunger that comes from some­where so deep within that it seems to per­me­ate ev­ery fi­bre of your be­ing. It’s part and par­cel of who you are. Well... at least that’s how it seems. Yet, even the feel­ing of con­tent­ment that would come from achiev­ing your great­est wish is noth­ing com­pared to be­ing free from this long­ing — which is un­der­pinned by fear of dis­ap­point­ment. You can be­gin to rise above a drama in your world. It’s the mys­te­ri­ous Dark of the Moon. For an in­spir­ing read­ing that will make your week mag­i­cal, call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23 SOME cou­ples only seem to fight and dis­agree. Some­times, we even wit­ness the mo­ment they be­gin to re­alise their re­la­tion­ship is be­yond sav­ing. Yet, re­gard­less of how ac­ri­mo­nious the split, peo­ple don’t al­ways dis­miss their pre­vi­ous dif­fi­cult re­la­tion­ships as some­thing they’re glad to be over. With rose-tinted glasses on, it’s as if they al­most miss the ar­gu­ments. Ah, if only they could re­turn to that un­happy time! Be­fore you make a break for free­dom, make sure it’s what you re­ally want. Don’t miss your lat­est per­sonal moon-sign fore­cast — tak­ing you through to the next Full Moon. Call 0906 751 5606.

LI­BRA Sep 24 - Oct 23 WHY can’t you have a bit more of what you want and a bit less of what you don’t want? The ac­tual ad­just­ments wouldn’t have to be huge; a mi­nor al­ter­ation would make a sig­nif­i­cant dif­fer­ence. It’s not as if you’re ex­pect­ing a mir­a­cle; but a slight es­ca­la­tion in the amount of help you’re re­ceiv­ing, and a small re­duc­tion in the amount of has­sle would be help­ful. As your ruler con­nects with Mer­cury to­mor­row, you’ll see the re­sults of re­cent ef­forts. Ac­tu­ally, you’re mak­ing ex­cel­lent progress. The New Moon has a pow­er­ful mes­sage for you. For your spook­ily ac­cu­rate moon-sign pre­dic­tion, call 0906 751 5607.

SCOR­PIO Oct 24 - Nov 22 HOW was jus­tice ever done be­fore the in­ven­tion of lie de­tec­tors? Court hear­ings and ju­di­cial pro­cesses would have taken so much longer than they should. In fact, when you come to think of it, why do we bother with judges, mag­is­trates, pros­e­cu­tors and wit­nesses when a sim­ple test will re­veal whether some­one’s guilty or not? Ac­tu­ally, you can tell just by look­ing at some­one whether they’re dodgy, can’t you? Of course not! Be care­ful about jump­ing to any rash con­clu­sions to­day. It’s the mys­te­ri­ous Dark of the Moon. For an in­spir­ing read­ing that will make your week mag­i­cal, call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIU­S Nov 23 - Dec 21 AS­TROLOGERS are not sup­posed to pick and choose their clients. Imag­ine what would hap­pen if doc­tors only treated peo­ple who had ticked the ‘right’ boxes on an eth­i­cal ques­tion­naire. We all deserve to re­ceive the same treat­ment — whether we clas­sify our­selves as saints or sin­ners. So, tech­ni­cally, if a bur­glar asked me the best time to do a ‘job’, I’d be obliged to tell them. For­tu­nately, you’re not con­sid­er­ing bend­ing the laws of right and wrong . . . though, if you were, it’s likely you’d get away with it! Don’t miss your lat­est per­sonal moon-sign fore­cast — tak­ing you through to the next Full Moon. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20 WITH a great abun­dance of cook­ery shows on TV, we all know that we mustn’t open the oven door to check whether our cake is ris­ing. Nei­ther, when we’ve planted seeds in the soil, should we dig them up ev­ery now and again to see how they’re grow­ing. There are some oc­ca­sions when there’s noth­ing to do but trust in the process; when we’ve done all we can do . . . we just have to wait and see the re­sults. You can af­ford to be more con­fi­dent about the news you’re wait­ing to re­ceive. The New Moon has a pow­er­ful mes­sage for you. For your spook­ily ac­cu­rate moon-sign pre­dic­tion, call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 THERE’S noth­ing to beat hav­ing a strong sense of se­cu­rity. The prob­lem is that a per­ma­nent sense of re­as­sur­ance is im­pos­si­ble to es­tab­lish. Even if you buy the most in­no­va­tive se­cu­rity sys­tem for your home, you won’t be en­tirely free from worry. It might short­cir­cuit, or switch off. The same is true of our emo­tional de­fences. The harder we try to pro­tect our­selves from be­ing hurt, the more vul­ner­a­ble we be­come. The best way to pro­tect your­self is to be open to other peo­ple to­day. It’s the mys­te­ri­ous Dark of the Moon. For an in­spir­ing read­ing that will make your week mag­i­cal, call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20 WHAT’S the point in show­er­ing when we’ll only get dirty again? Why bother wash­ing up when we’re only go­ing to re­use the crock­ery and have to redo it! Come to think of it, what’s the point in eat­ing, when we’ll be hun­gry in a few hours time? Surely, sleep­ing’s un­nec­es­sary, too... we al­ways end up feel­ing tired again. Do I need to say more? Some things in life just need to be re­peated. A sin­gle change doesn’t al­ways ef­fect a per­ma­nent trans­for­ma­tion. Take things one step at a time to­day. Don’t miss your lat­est per­sonal moon-sign fore­cast — tak­ing you through to the next Full Moon. Call 0906 751 5612.

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