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Q: Do 100m run­ners hold their breath when they race?

Katie Whitelaw, Mel­ton Mowbray, Le­ics.

Q: Why are so many la­dy­birds in­vad­ing my home?

Han­nah We­ston, Bridg­north, Shrop­shire.

Q: My op­ti­cian says I can see into the fu­ture. He told me I’ve got 2020 vi­sion! On Jan­uary 1, this joke will be­come re­dun­dant. What other jokes have ex­pired?

Pete Jarvis, Stansted, Es­sex.

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