Q: Do 100m runners hold their breath when they race?
Katie Whitelaw, Melton Mowbray, Leics.
Q: Why are so many ladybirds invading my home?
Hannah Weston, Bridgnorth, Shropshire.
Q: My optician says I can see into the future. He told me I’ve got 2020 vision! On January 1, this joke will become redundant. What other jokes have expired?
Pete Jarvis, Stansted, Essex.