A heav­enly so­lu­tion for Saint Greta

Scottish Daily Mail - - The Brexmas Election -

A CLI­MATE con­fer­ence has had to be moved from South Amer­ica to Madrid, and so Saint Greta of Thun­berg finds her­self stranded on the wrong side of the At­lantic. Oh, what a shame. Now she needs a car­bon-neu­tral lift 6,000 miles from her cur­rent lo­ca­tion in Cal­i­for­nia. Or does she? Why can’t she just do it all via Face­Time from her bed­room like other teenagers? I mean, it’s not like we don’t al­ready know what she’s go­ing to say (stolen my fu­ture, how dare you, evil cap­i­tal­ism etc); surely it would be much sim­pler if she just did it down a video link. Ei­ther that, or she could be beamed up to space in an or­bit­ing satel­lite, to per­ma­nently broad­cast her wis­dom to a grate­ful planet.

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