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YESTERDAY I talked about the Cradle of the Ancients being the engine to take us in the new directions revealed by the Transit of Mercury. But even the vehicle with most power won’t get far without fuel. Luckily, Mars (energy and drive) is in a potent alignment with Jupiter (growth and adventure). That’s not just a fill-up at the garage. It’s a forwardthinking battery-charge capable of taking long journeys at great speed.

ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20 THERE’S an expression that tells us to ‘let sleeping dogs lie’. It’s good advice if you’re trying to break into a building and need to get past the guard dogs. Though you could always wake them up, make them bark at something and wait until the security guards come to see what’s going on, then sneak round the back while they’re distracted. Even if you find yourself stuck in a strange situation today (though not, I’m sure, one that involves anything devious) you have options.

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TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21 HOW do people pull off extraordinary tricks and deceptions? I’m not suggesting there’s anything to be gained by being able to rob a bank, or commit grand-theft auto, but there’s something to be learned from this kind of mentality. It has to do with confident, brazen, cheekiness. A delicate situation needs taking in hand. The problem is that you’re not sure that it’s your place to take action. It’s time to stop doubting yourself. You have the ability to achieve the best outcome imaginable.

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GEMINI May 22 - June 22 HOW have you been doing since the Transit of Mercury? With Mars and Jupiter aligning today, there’s strong cosmic encouragement to take control of a situation. If there’s something you’ve been wanting to change, this is the moment to take action. Anything that feels sacrosanct can be left to one side. Rather than spinning all the plates of possibilities at the same time, you can prioritise what needs to be focused on. Then, if you give it everything you’ve got, success will be yours. Give yourself the best present ever, now your ruler, Mercury, has transited the Sun. For priceless insight, call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 - July 23 THIS is the last sentence. Don’t panic! I’m not suggesting that these are the last words you’ll ever read, or the last I’ll ever write. I’m just hoping to stimulate your imagination so that you can focus more clearly on your recent glimpse of the end of something. It’s as if you’ve seen into the future and aren’t sure that a process is going to work out in the way that you want it to. But, the truth, is that you’ve only seen part of the picture. Just as there will be more words, there will be more to discover. How will the Transit of Mercury transform your life? There’s inspiring news when you call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 - Aug 23 FOOTBALL teams know the advantages of playing at home. Not only are the players familiar with the pitch, but the crowd will be cheering them on. The positive atmosphere has an impact on the game. But what about the people at home, watching on TV, who are willing their team to do well? Does their goodwill affect the players too? Even when we’re a long way from the action, encouraging, longdistance thoughts can make a difference. You’re the recipient of distant, yet tangible support today. Wonderful opportunities arise as the Transit of Mercury energises your life. For great news, call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23 THERE’S a brilliant scene in the film Duck Soup, where Groucho Marx is looking at his reflection in a mirror. Except, his brother, Chico, who has broken the mirror, is covering up the breakage by pretending to be his reflection. Filmed in the days before special effects, Chico brilliantly emulates his brother’s moves. It’s made all the funnier because we know that it’s going to go wrong! Following the Transit of Mercury, not only are you able to see through a charade, you’ll find it amusing too.

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LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23 RECENT weeks have left you buffeted and bruised by the enormity of the changes going on around you. You’re wondering how you’ll ever keep up the pace. There’s too much to remember, and too many consequences to deal with. It feels as if you’re surrounded by endless challenging choices. Frankly, it’s exhausting. But it’s also an exciting time. As Mars and Jupiter link today, the worst is behind you. You can look forward to harvesting and enjoying the fruits of your labour.

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SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22 I’M PLEASED that my son is a big fan of Scooby Doo; it gives me the perfect excuse to watch the adventures of my favourite TV dog detective. I especially love the remorselessness of the villains, who, when they’ve been caught red-handed, always mutter something along the lines of, ‘I’d have gotten clean away with it if it hadn’t been for those pesky kids.’ As Mars links to Jupiter today, it brings you a welcome boost of confidence. It’s time to stop dwelling on what might have been.

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SAGITTARIUS IF A Nov 23 - Dec 21 thing is set in stone, there’s no point trying to change it. That’s logical. Yet sometimes we think we’re smart enough to beat logic. We know there’s a part that’s unmovable so we try to work out a way to move the mechanisms that hold it in place. We concoct complicated ploys and elaborate schemes. We even manage to convince ourselves we might be successful. As your ruler and Mars link today, if you focus on what you can genuinely attain, you’ll be glad you did. The rare Transit of Mercury brings positive change! There’s great news in your latest forecast. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20 WHEN you’re caught up in the midst of a disagreement about something you care passionately about, it’s hard to be told to ‘agree to disagree’. It sounds reasonable enough; but, if the person you’re arguing with has views that seem dishonourable, or the polar opposite of yours, agreeing to disagree is unlikely to happen. Today, as Mars and Jupiter link, you can find a way to negotiate a diplomatic solution to a situation that has caused you a great deal of distress and worry. Peace is possible. The Transit of Mercury highlighted dynamic changes. Find out how to change your life for the better! Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 THOSE monitors on treadmills can tell you, to the metre, how far you’ve run. Ingeniously, these screens are often powered by a user’s own footsteps; their rhythmic paces are transformed into electrical energy. As fuel becomes ever more expensive, it’s a wonder no one’s found a way to utilise this kinetic energy to power the whole gym. Or even the street! Your deepest desires might seem idealistic — but as Mars and Jupiter link, they’re more attainable than you think. This week starts contains a rare Transit of Mercury. For your light-shedding, worry-quashing forecast, call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20 WHEN we put too much effort into a plan, we can end up experiencing stress. Yet, if we don’t try our best, we might miss an opportunity. These are the extreme positions. And since extremes are best avoided, you’re trying to find the safety of middle ground. As Mars and Jupiter link, they bring the insight you need to see where you need to redefine your territory. The ‘middle’ is hard to delineate. Yet, if you seek a compromise, you may find yourself in a much better position than you expect. Maximise the energy available. Let the Transit of Mercury positively transform your world. Call 0906 751 5612.