PARTY POLITICAL BREADCAST — throwing crumbs to the electorate in bid to gain votes.
Dave Cullen, Alwoodley, Leeds.
FRYDAY — hottest day of week.
Mrs S. Dugard, Witney, Oxon.
FATERPILLAR — overweight grub.
Ann Turner, West Malling, Kent.
TWERPSICHOREAN — clowning on the dance floor.
A. Dean, Keighley, W. Yorks.
LET’S GET READY TO BUMBLE —
Las Vegas boxing MC limbers up before debuting his panto character King Bee.
Mark Wraith, Newark, Notts.
SENOR CITIZENS — Spanish OAPs.
Philip Turner, Stockport, Cheshire.