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MY JEREMY Cor­byn Ad­vent cal­en­dar only goes up to De­cem­ber 12.

MAR­TYN CUR­TIS, Caver­sham, Berks.

WHY doesn’t Cor­byn prom­ise back pay to men who re­tired at 65 when women got their pen­sion at 60? It would only cost a few tril­lion.


IF EN­ERGY com­pa­nies are na­tion­alised, the last per­son to leave Bri­tain won’t even be able to turn out the lights.


IN a re­cent de­bate, Boris Johnson and Jeremy Cor­byn were asked what to give each other for Christ­mas. For Jeremy, how about the book Eco­nom­ics for Dum­mies?

HERBIE MARTIN, Marycul­ter, Aberdeen.

I HOPE the idea of re­plac­ing politi­cians with blocks of ice in TV elec­tion de­bates catches on. In­stead of listening to lies, en­joy an hour’s sub­lime si­lence while the ice slowly melts.

N. WOODS, Chilton, Co. Durham.

NO MONEY trees in my gar­den, but I do plant hon­esty seeds each year. Buy while stocks last.

LYNN BOOKER, Sh­effield.

WHY do so many in the en­ter­tain­ment in­dus­try sub­scribe to Labour and its doc­trine?

BRYAN WRIGHT, greenock, Ren­frew­shire.

THE mad­ness of Christ­mas is summed up by Ad­vent cal­en­dars for cats.

JANET Mc­don­agh, Cart­mel, Cum­bria.

AL­CO­HOL ad­verts ad­vise me to drink re­spon­si­bly. Point taken: I will try not to spill any on the table­cloth.

JOHN COL­BERT, Wal­sall, W. Mids. FOR per­mis­sion to copy cut­tings for in­ter­nal man­age­ment and in­for­ma­tion pur­poses, please con­tact the News­pa­per Li­cens­ing Agency (NLA), PO Box 101, Tun­bridge Wells TN1 1WX. Tel: 01892 525273. e-mail: [email protected]

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