Straight to the POINT

IS Transport Secretary Grant Shapps going to cycle from home to the House of Commons?

MARY WIEDMAN, Piccotts End, Herts.

WE HAD too little too late. With the relaxation of lockdown, let us not now have too much too soon.

COLIN WOODLEY, Abingdon, Oxon.

IN THE Army, MBE stands for My Blinking Efforts (censored version) while OBE is for Other Blokes’ Efforts (Letters).

BRIAN MOONEY, Walmer, Kent.

WHY do a couple and their one-year-old baby need so much room?

ELIZABETH BURKE, Greenford, Middlesex.

WE SHOULD sympathise with Meghan: she is suffering from selective publicity syndrome.

PETE DICKERSON, Ryde, Isle of Wight.

MY WIFE says I look better in a mask.

MIKE BAILEY, London N2.

WAR Bonds helped to finance the war effort, so should we have a similar appeal to finance the war on coronavirus?

TOM MARCHI, Coventry.

WHEN asked how I’m coping with lockdown, I say: ‘My father spent four years in PoW camps, apart from three weeks on the run.’

JOHN MARTIN, Hexham, Northumberland.

I’VE forgotten how to fill up the petrol tank.

GRAHAM ANDREWS, Bideford, Devon.

MY PENSION has increased by £7 a month. The trouble is that the council tax has gone up by £17 a month.

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