Straight to the POINT

I WILL not snitch on my neighbours.

BRIAN BEST, High Wycombe, Bucks.

OH, THE joy of six. Come Christmas, a perfect excuse not to socialise with certain members of the family.

AMANDA YATES, Newcastle.

ARE the police going to knock on every front door on Christmas Day to see how many people are sitting down to dinner?

CAROL GREAVES, Bexhill-on-Sea, E. Sussex.

WANT to have a meeting with more than six friends? I’m selling protest placards real cheap.

SANDRA PARSONS, Keston, Kent.

WITH Easter seven months away, I’m getting worried about our family get together.

JOHN GIBBINGS, Sapcote, Leics.

BY THE time most people have consumed several pints of beer, they have completely lost count of the rule of six.

DEREK ARNOTT, Taunton, Somerset.

KENOPSIA — the eerie, forlorn atmosphere of a place that is usually bustling with people, but is now abandoned and quiet. A word for our times.

ROGER I. SHENTON, York.

EMILY BENDELL is playing a blinder in her bid to join the Garrick club. How much would an ad agency have charged to get this amount of publicity for her lingerie company ?

NORRIE McGEACHIE, Corby, Northants.

HAVING to wait 27 weeks for a bed to be delivered (Letters)? Our dining room suite from Harveys took 35 weeks.

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