PICK OF THE DAY

SECRET SCOTLAND WITH SUSAN CALMAN, 8PM, CH5

SUSAN CALMAN is in the Central Belt this week, which includes Scotland’s two largest cities, Edinburgh and Glasgow. In Leith, she steps aboard the Royal Yacht Britannia, and learns how to set a table fit for the Queen — but not without being told off. Turning her attention to royalty of a different kind, the comedian turns keeper for Edinburgh Zoo’s prized penguins, one of whom is a Brigadier in the Norwegian King’s Guard. Seeing her trying to feed them is great fun! Then, in her home town of Glasgow, Susan (pictured) learns the secrets of the historic

Central station.