WHAT is Speaker

of the House of Commons Sir Lindsay Hoyle saying to his cat, Patrick, and parrot, Boris? Our weekly picture feature offers you the chance to write an amusing caption in the speech bubble in the picture. Email your caption, with your name and address, to pboro@dailymail.co.uk, to arrive by Thursday, November 5, 2020. The best caption will win a £20 book token.

THIS week’s winner is Peter Ayles, of Upper Colwyn Bay, Conwy, who has Tess Daly saying to Claudia Winkleman on Strictly Come Dancing: