TASTY CREATIONS

Grayson’s Art Club, 8pm, Ch4

GRAYSON and Philippa Perry (pictured) are joined by comedians Sue Perkins and Mawaan Rizwan, who make artworks on the theme of food, while Nigella Lawson helps to choose a piece from the public submissions. Grayson also talks to painter Rose Wylie, who was in her 70s before her career really took off.

ANOTHER night of masked murder and mayhem awaits in the third film in the horror franchise. This time, no one is exempt from the 12-hour lifting of the law — including anti-Purge Senator Charlie Roan (Elizabeth Mitchell, pictured).

neXt, Disney+

THE perils of artificial intelligence are explored in this ten-episode thriller, with Mad Men’s John Slattery as a straight-talking ex-tech CEO. A new episode arrives every Friday.

(apologies to The scaffold)

I’ll drink a drink, a drink Cos I’m in the pink, the pink, the pink, I’ve had a needle in my a-a-arm The new vaccine, is efficacious Covid won’t do me any harm.

Dominic Cummings was most forthcoming You could always trust his w-o-rd, Then he went to Barnard Castle, Now he’s never seen nor heard.

Donald Trumpy was always grumpy He would always have his sa-a-ay, Then he lost in the election Now he just plays golf all day.

Keir Starmer thought he was a charmer, Wanted vaccines from the EU place, Then he looked out over the Channel, Now he wipes egg from his face.

Elizabeth Hurley had hair that was curly For a photo she would po-oh-ose, She would be in the papers more often, She just can’t find any clothes.

I’ll . . . drink a drink, a drink Cos I’m in the pink, the pink, the pink, I’ve had a needle in my a-a-arm. The new vaccine is efficacious Covid won’t do me any harm!