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I’VE developed a ‘lumberjack hits the big city’ lockdown look . . . and am looking forward to a trim when things open up here next week. But my barber might need a lawnmower! With Mars and Neptune aligning tomorrow, image is important. Yet, Mercury’s influence suggests that it’s how we communicate what we think that matters more than what we think we can see. Speaking from the heart paints the truest picture.

ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20 WHAT does the forecast look like for you? Does it offer a moment of respite from the storm you’ve been experiencing, or a chance to find long-lasting shelter? In the situation you find yourself in, you’d be happy to accept either option! The good news is something productive and positive has already begun to occur. You’ve reached the end of an unsettling drama. And, as we move towards the New Moon, which is in your sign, you’re about to see tangible proof that things are altering in your favour. Do you need help? What’s the best way to move forward and ensure success? Call your weekly forecast: 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21 THANKS to the internet, we all have thousands of conspiracy theories at our fingertips. It’s no longer just the Moon landing, JFK’s death or UFO cover-ups; almost everything’s up for debate. Each one of them revolves around a supposition which its supporters work to maintain and reinforce at any cost; there can be no breaking of ranks or deviation from the theory. Yet, as with all things, this level of cooperation is unsustainable. If you don’t like the way an idea is being presented, be bold and say so today. Your week ahead forecast will help you see the bigger picture and keep you moving in the right direction. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 - June 22 ANYONE who has looked after children knows how exasperating it is when toddlers learn to ask the question, ‘Why?’ It doesn’t matter how carefully the response or the explanation, the question just keeps bouncing back. ‘Yes . . . but why this?’ And, ‘Why that?’ They only ever stop asking when they eventually realise that the answer is never going to be satisfactory. There’s no answer to the big ‘why’ in your life. But as you begin to feel more content about a situation, it won’t bother you quite as much. What does your heart desire and how can you achieve what your really want? Call your weekly forecast 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 - July 23 LIKE it or not, we’re defined by our fears and doubts just as much as we are by our hopes and aspirations. Fear is part and parcel of our lives; we rely on it to justify our bad habits and poor decisions. Surely, if we managed to somehow rise above it, there’d be a huge cavernous hole in our

lives? You have a choice today. It might be easier to keep the same attitude and accept any challenges that arise, or you could, instead, look out for the exciting prospect that the kindly cosmos is presenting to you. It’s up to you! Curious to know more? There is valuable news in your latest, in-depth, four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 - Aug 23 ARE you being pulled or pushed? Or could you be gently encouraging someone else to do the pulling and pushing because it suits you to feel as if you’re being forced to respond to their initiative? Although you have undeniably strong leadership skills, you don’t always choose to lead from the front. There are times when you prefer to sit back and let others feel as if they’re in control. Meanwhile, you steer the way forward. If you want to progress, today’s the day to act with authority. Success is about attitude and timing. Your four-minute forecast will help you make positive change. Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23 THE best changes tend to occur when we think that we’re completely stuck. This happens so often that some people think that there is a universal principle at work. Their advice is that if we want to speed a process up, we should just stop caring about it; that the faster we let something go, the faster the desired result will come our way. Even though it might be impossible to trick the cosmos in such an obvious fashion, it looks as if you’re about to get something you’ve given up all hope of ever getting. You’ve got so much to look forward to. Find the inspiration you need in your latest four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23 IMAGINE watching the news and seeing exactly the same reports you saw yesterday; exactly the same stories, pictures and words. It’s all being presented as up to date, yet you know the situation that’s being talked about must have moved on. Now let’s focus on your inner news story. Could you be replaying a situation that has transformed? As Mars and Neptune prepare to link, it’s time to prepare your mind for the arrival of an inspiring update. That’s very good news! Knowledge is power. Find out how to take full advantage of your astrological assets in your latest forecast. Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22 ‘OOH heaven is a place on earth’. What Belinda Carlisle didn’t mention in her song is that hell shares the same address! Depending on the way we respond to the various challenges life brings our way, we move between them on a regular basis. We tend to think that if we go to one extreme we’ll be catapulted back to the other. That’s why we often prefer to stay in the middle. If you’re holding back from a positive experience because you’re worrying about the negative counterbalance, you can stop worrying! What’s in the sky for you? Helpful planetary alignments! For the good news in your in-depth forecast, call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 - Dec 21 THEY say history never exactly repeats itself. Yet the same old dramas seem to keep playing out year after year. While some factors change and evolve; others just alter slightly. For, as long as we refuse to learn from our past mistakes, we keep making the same old Daily Mail, Thursday, April 8, 2021 errors. As the link between Mars and Neptune reaches its peak, it offers you an opportunity to see how the events in your life follow a pattern. You can implement a beneficial change to your routine. Solve problems. Ease troubles. Find solutions! In your latest forecast, you’ll discover something very helpful. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20 IF YOU open an astrological textbook, you’ll see that the word ‘careful’ is often used to describe Capricorns. While I don’t completely disagree, it’s part of a much bigger picture. We find you, at the moment, using your considerable authority in a way that’s encouraging innovative causes with real conviction. We should all be immensely grateful for your careful consideration; it’s a strength. Don’t be afraid to celebrate and make the most of your assets. You have the power to instigate a beneficial change. Make the most of your opportunities. Your latest, in-depth four-minute forecast has inspiring news. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 NOVELISTS have total control over the characters they create. They can give them sunny dispositions. They can fix it so they benefit from serendipitous situations. Wouldn’t it be great if we could exert that same influence over our own lives? There are certain people who we’d love to be able to tell what to say. But the best we can do is to exercise that control over ourselves. If you try picturing how you’d most like to see yourself responding to a challenge, it will be easy to make it a reality today. For advice to guide you through the twists and turns of your week, call your four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20 IF YOU arrive at the platform just as your train’s pulling out of the station, should you interpret it as a sign that the universe has got it in for you? Is it an indication that you’re somehow out of sync, that fortune has abandoned you to fend for yourself — or even, heaven forbid, that you’ve somehow displeased your cosmic helpers? Well, you could. But it would be wiser to shrug it off and wait for the next train to come along! Don’t be tempted to extrapolate an existential threat from a minor mishap today. Go with the flow. How can you stay focused and happy? Your weekly forecast will give you the help you need. Call 0906 751 5612.