Nursery Rhyme For Our Time

Round and round the Hollywood Hills, On and off the telly. That’s the way the money box fills Harry’s feeling merry.

Podcasts, lectures, spouting what’s woke Posing in his garden. He thinks that it’s all a big joke But attitudes will harden.

Royalty’s bristling over the pond — They all think he’s barmy. They say he’s not done any good Since he left the Army!

Easy cash is what he’s about Royalty’s outdated. No chance of him having a doubt; Her Maj gets frustrated.

Harry, will you ever do right? Some think your way’s evil. Or is it that you’re just not too bright? Pop goes the weasel! Ken Irons, Newport, Isle of Wight.

Limerick

I decided to do up my hall, So I gave Lulu Lytle a call. I paid through the nose For the paper she chose, But it just wouldn’t stick on the wall.

I. G. Fenner, New Milton, Hants.