Straight to the POINT

DOES Raab stand for Ring After Another Break? M. BUSBY, Birchington, Kent.

I HAVE no doubt rainbow police cars will instil fear into the hearts of thugs and criminals. MARY NOKES, Basildon, Essex.

TO COMPLEMENT rainbow squad cars, circus clowns have been asked to come up with new uniform designs. J. WALMSLEY, Bury, Gtr Manchester.

SURELY after cutting short his holiday after only one day, Boris Johnson had more important things to worry about than buying groceries. Someone feed the poor man! EVELYN EVANS, Shrewsbury, Shropshire.

GOOD to see Boris being domesticated by doing the shopping. Shame he didn’t think about the planet by taking his own bags. KEITH JEFFERY, Chatham, Kent.

A NEW sport for the next Olympic Games: bandwagon jumping. Keir Starmer would be guaranteed the gold medal. PHILLIP SMITH, Weyhill, Hants.

TWENTY gender variations and nine types of sexuality (Mail)? The first question new parents ask is: ‘Have we had a boy or a girl?’ NORMAN WANSTALL, Burford, Worcs.

I, TOO, have no problem opening bleach bottles (Letters), but need to hand my fiveyear-old grandson the tub of laundry capsules. LINDSAY PERKINS, Castle Donington, Leics.

APART from a pneumatic chest and more tattoos than brain cells, what qualifications are needed to appear on Love Island? RICHARD WARE, Gillingham, Dorset.

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