UNDER MY HEIRDRYER

Sharing an umbrella, 2020

‘RAIN, the hairdresser’s second worst Nemesis that always leads to frizz — the hairdresser’s ultimate Nemesis. We need one of those big see-through Fulton umbrellas that Grandma Queenie has. They come right down over your head, but the adoring public can still see you and where the brolly’s colour band matches your outfit.’