Scottish Daily Mail

It’s All In The Name!

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WHEN I joined the staff at a hotel with a fabulous restaurant, the three assistant managers were Mr Salmon, Miss Lamb and Mr Sweet.

Colin Whitehead, Chester.

I WAS stationed at RAF Yatesbury on Salisbury Plain in the winter. Because it was so cold and hut heating was minimal, we were sent to the stores to collect two extra blankets. The lad in front of me said: ‘Winterbott­om.’ ‘Can’t help it,’ replied the Corporal. ‘Next please.’

Bob Jones, Lytham St Annes, Lancs.

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