THE CHEESE RYDER CUP TEAM
■ DairyLee Westwood
■ Davis Love the Curd
■ Philadelphia Mickelson
■ Wheymond Floyd
■ Arnold Parmesan
■ Brie-son DeChambeau
■ Mascarpone Jacklin
■ Monterrey Jack Nicklaus
■ Matt Fitzpatricotta
■ Gordonzola Brand Jnr
■ Hale-oumi Irwin
■ Costantino Roccafort
CAPTAINS (THE BIG CHEESES)
Colin Montgomerie Cheddar and Spread Couples