You want fries with that?

DESPITE denying it last week, the Government is making plans to tax meat and dairy. environment minister George ‘Useless’ eustice calls it a ‘carbon

tax’ but it’s designed to stop us eating red meat and drinking milk.

he says it is needed to tackle climate change, the latest convenient excuse for picking our pockets.

So the Tories are not only determined to make

us colder and poorer in pursuit of their political vanity project, they’re planning to force-feed us mung beans.

Meanwhile, Communist North Korea is going in the opposite direction.

To the horror of animal rights activists, the latest delicacy on the little Rocket Man’s menu is roast black swan.

Black swan, eh? I bet nobody saw that coming.