A first for TV! Paul Hollywood actually said: ‘I might be wrong’

CThe old lady was run over on a zebra crossing, harry said. She was dressed as a piano keyboard at the time. The driver didn’t see her . . . then he did . . . then he didn’t . . . Kezia, aged 13, fixed him with a contemptuous glare. ‘is that a joke?’ she demanded.

That reaction could make harry want to go back to his first career, as a doctor. it might be easier.

every one of the eight young bakers was brimming with confidence as the show returned, full of disdain for the adults but happily unfazed by their own failures.

The first challenge was to make mascarpone Swiss rolls encased in pink chocolate, decorated like pigs. not everyone got the colouring right, but it didn’t matter: ‘Some pigs are purple,’ insisted one baker.

‘Oh well, i tried,’ said another with sublime satisfaction, as she brought a plateful of pink sponge splodges to the gingham table.

Along with half the country this week, judge liam Charles was signed off sick. his replacement flew in wearing a cape and mask — self-proclaimed superhero Paul hollywood. his reputation didn’t impress everyone. he missing his six-year-old twins. The royal navy officer recorded a bedtime story for the little boy and girl, and proudly pinned their latest drawings — delivered that morning by helicopter — around his bunk.

Then he went back to tracking a russian stealth sub in Arctic waters. Warship does an outstanding job of contrasting the ordinary emotions and worries of the sailors with their world-beating professional skills. On duty, old-fashioned British understatement and stiff upper lips were the order of the day.

As a 50-knot storm drove freezing waves as high as a house across the upper decks, Captain hobbs remarked: ‘The sea will be fruitier than expected.’ even when the waters are calm, the rapid cutting between handheld shots and shifts of focus can leave viewers feeling seasick.

But this five-part documentary captures the excitement, both of active service and of new experiences. Sailors crossing the Arctic Circle for the first time have their noses dabbed with blue highlighter pens — a navy joke about frostbite.

The aurora borealis or northern lights at breakfast time made an eerily lovely sight.

And junior officer Olivia, 21, on the look-out for signs of that russian sub, was rewarded with a glimpse of Atlantic whitesided dolphins. She’ll never forget that.