Scottish Daily Mail

Wordy Wise

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CHAMPANZEE — not a bad boxer, once.

CHIMPBANZE­E — unwelcomed for playing rude monkey tricks at the zoo.

CHIMPFANZE­E — loves Planet Of The apes movies.

CHIMPMANZE­E — humans eat bananas, too, don’t you know?

CHIMPNANZE­E — his dear old grandmothe­r.

CHUMPANZEE — tried to woo a gorilla’s girlfriend, and lost.

CRIMPANZEE — but never got the hang of hairdressi­ng. Maurice Bligh, sittingbou­rne, kent.

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