Straight to the POINT

INTERESTING that Nessie should be sighted right at the start of the tourist season . . . DICK SISMAN, Haverhill, Suffolk.

PRETTY poppet Princess Charlotte, so bonny in blue. Did she inherit that twinkle in her eye from great granny? AMANDA YATES, Wideopen, North Tyneside.

PRINCE Harry claims 99 per cent of people are suffering from some form of loss, trauma or grief. No disrespect to anyone with mental health issues, but isn’t that just called life? JANICE SMITH, Rotherham, S. Yorks.

WHY all the fuss about Partygate and Beergate? There’s always been one rule for them and another for us. BRIAN SAVORY, Norwich.

WHAT with Partygate and Beergate, I’m celebrating getting a new garden gate. T. BAILEY, Nottingham.

THE standard answer to government failures is ‘lessons have been learned, systems are in place’. The problem is they do not work! BILL DOUGLAS, Lanark.

JANE McDONALD and Michael Ball could do The Really Average Karaoke Singers TV show. BOB DART, Harpenden, Herts.

DON’T pea-brained Tory MPs realise that Starmer and Sturgeon are so keen to get rid of Boris because they fear him so much? O.R. STEWART, glasgow.

IS IT time to throw out my old tractor mags in the loft? FRANK GUNN, Beaconsfield, Bucks.