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will be beating a path to Elvis Costello’s door after the singer struck a bargain with his 15-year-old twin sons. ‘Last night we did a trade with our boys, in that Diana [Krall, his jazz pianist wife] and I would watch ten minutes of cat memes if they’d listen to five Charlie Parker records,’ he says. ‘We told them they’d thank us for it later, and you know what? They loved them.’ Whether or not the cat memes made Elvis LOL is not disclosed.