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RECENTLY, I was allowed to walk among the stones at Stonehenge. It was a moving experience. Yet part of me was disappointed that a golden portal didn’t open so I could join the wizard-druids of antiquity. Maybe it was simply a case of wrong henge, wrong time? As Mercury turns retrograde, missed connections may become a theme. But with Jupiter moving into Aries tomorrow, the adventures are just beginning.

ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20 HOW much luck are you expecting to have? Actually, with Jupiter preparing to enter your sign, the answer is ‘lots’. Yet before you get carried away with planning what you’d like your fairy godparent to conjure up for you, it’s worth considering what we mean by luck. You’re fortunate to be here. You’re lucky to have the things we take for granted. Your existence represents a huge stroke of good fortune. What’s that? You want a lottery win too? Appreciate what you’ve got, and there will be more coming your way. Jupiter’s move into a new celestial home revitalises your luck. Find out more. Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21 ‘IF YOU’RE worrying about this, you won’t want that.’ ‘If this is upsetting you, that will overwhelm you.’ Experts who study human behaviour and understand what drives our thought processes are often employed by commercial organisations and political parties. They know what to do to encourage us to vote a certain way and commit to a cause by playing on our fears and concerns. Don’t allow yourself to be manipulated. Look for a message of hope. Following the brightest option leads to the best result. There’s excitement in the skies in a week of celestial action. Invite good fortune into your life. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 - June 22 THE roller coaster of life isn’t an easy ride. But some people, like those who love theme parks, go through the ups and downs more often than others. For them, familiarity reduces the intensity of the experience. You’re feeling slightly ‘edgy’ because of the unusual nature of what’s unfolding in your world. Yet, in many ways, it’s similar to something you’ve already been through. As Mercury, your ruler, turns retrograde, if you embrace the similarity, you’ll be able to relax and enjoy the ride. For great news on the positive progress you can make this lucky week, call your forecast: 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 - July 23 IT’S not always easy to work out why we do the things we do. Of course, we have reasons. But, when we really take a look at them, they may not make a lot of sense. We pretend to be rational and logical when, in truth, we’re instinctive and impulsive. We follow our feelings then we think of ways to justify them. You don’t need to try to convince yourself (or anyone else) that you have all the answers. You don’t even have all the questions! As Mercury turns retrograde, a rethink will bring clarity and confidence. Great news! As generous Jupiter changes signs, it brings positivity and luck. Maximise it. Call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 - Aug 23 JUST as love and hate are opposite sides of the same coin, so success and failure exist perilously close together. Whichever way the coin lands, it can always be flipped so that the opposite face shows. What’s more, if you try to use it as currency, you can never purchase exactly what you want. People tend to envy success rather than admire it. And love is a roller coaster that doesn’t always end with ‘happy ever after’. If you’re moderate in your heart and in your assessment of your status, you’ll be much better off today. Jupiter’s move into a new celestial home revitalises your luck. Find out more. Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23 YOU are very conscientious. Of course, you probably don’t see how this quality is treasured by the people around you. As far as you’re concerned, it just makes you aware of all that needs to be done, and worried that you might not be able to do it. The trouble with having so much to deal with is that you end up feeling stressed. Things don’t always go to plan. Who’s to say you’ll get everything right? But your reticence is reassuring. This is one of those times when you can trust yourself to make the right decision. There’s excitement in the skies in a week of celestial action. Invite good fortune into your life. Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23 WE NEED contrast in our lives. How could we have day if there was no night? How would we know something was cold if there was no hot? We need ups and downs, good and bad, hope and despair. Yet we don’t need to have equal amounts of these opposites. It’s better if one outweighs the other. And it’s obvious, in most pairings, which of these we want to experience more of. As Jupiter prepares to change signs, focus on what’s right today, knowing that you can’t eradicate everything that’s wrong. For great news on the positive progress you can make this lucky week, call your forecast: 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22 EVEN for those of us old enough to remember the pre-internet age, it can be hard to wrap our head around how slow communication used to be. We’d sit down, take a pen and paper, write a message, seal it, take it to the postbox, wait for it to be delivered and then anticipate the response dropping through the letterbox. What was the upside of such a lengthy process? Some people say it was better. Less of a need to rush, more chance to relax. Today, things don’t have to be under as much pressure as you think. Great news! As generous Jupiter changes signs, it brings positivity and luck. Maximise it. Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 - Dec 21 WHEN is the best time to insulate your house and bleed your radiators? Before the first frost of the year. When should you repair a hole in your roof? Before the weather forecast says it’s going to rain. You might be known for your spontaneity and spirit of adventure but that isn’t the entire story. You’re also a thoughtful planner who enjoys the thrill of knowing that you’ve correctly predicted, then overcome a problem. Taking steps to avoid trouble is satisfying. That’s what you’re doing today! Jupiter’s move into a new celestial home revitalises your luck. Find out more. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20 SOME clever psychologists see all human interactions as transactional. We never stop negotiating with each other. Even though we’re not sitting round tables bartering, on a more subtle level we’re still doing business with one another. You want something from someone now. And they want something from you. As Mercury (the planet of communication) moves retrograde, this may be the moment to reach a mutually agreeable arrangement. Be open to listening to someone’s needs today. There’s excitement in the skies in a week of celestial action. Invite good fortune into your life. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS WHEN Jan 21 - Feb 19 you’re as busy as you are, the last thing you want is to stop and focus on your to-do list. ‘If I can just take things one step at a time, I’ll get there eventually,’ we tell ourselves. But if we take the time to stop, take stock and reprioritise, we often find that our list isn’t as long as we think. Sure, there are bits and pieces we need to do. But success doesn’t turn on whether we repaint the decking. With Jupiter about to move into a new celestial home, you can expect a helpful shift of focus. For great news on the positive progress you can make this lucky week, call your forecast: 0906 751 5611.

PISCES BOOKS and films Feb 20 - Mar 20 are filled with narratives about expeditions and adventures. As children, we absorb endless myths dedicated to these. It’s hardly surprising that we think we need to be fearless if we want to be successful. If something’s easy, we assume that there’s got to be something wrong. As Jupiter prepares to leave your sign, don’t look longingly into the distance when what you seek is on the doorstep. Just because there’s no wish-granting fairy doesn’t mean you can’t make a positive connection. Great news! As generous Jupiter changes signs, it brings positivity and luck. Maximise it. Call 0906 751 5612.

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