Out Of The Mouths Of Babes

My granddaughter amber, aged four, was in the car with her dad when she picked up the road atlas. ‘Where does grandma Pauline live?’ asked her dad. She pointed to somewhere on the map. her dad said: ‘She

doesn’t live there.’ amber replied: ‘I know where she lives, I just don’t know what planet she’s on.’ her dad said: ‘you and me both, amber!’

Mrs P. Parker, Stockton-on-Tees, Co. Durham.