Straight to the POINT

n DEAR Mr Putin, the grass out the back wants cutting, but I won’t bother if we are going to be vaporised. So, can you let me know your plans?

JAMES ADAMS, Retford, Notts. n WITH Russia excluded from the Eurovision Song Contest it means at least one country can’t give us ‘nul points’.

CHRIS HYLAND, Northampton. n POLICE inquiries continue into beer, cake or curry. But if your home is ransacked, all you’ll receive is a crime number.

BOB WOODLAND, Poole, Dorset. n JOHNNY Depp and Amber Heard are actors. Case dismissed.

JOHN WHAPSHOtt, Westbury, Wilts. n WHAT about men’s rights to single-sex spaces (Letters)? It seems some would prefer to be more equal than others.

KEN WOOD, Newport, South Wales. n I WAS pleased to be first in the phone queue, but it still took 14 minutes to get through to the GP receptionist.

URSULA RICHARDSON, Broom, Beds. n DOES Neil Dudgeon, who plays DCI Barnaby in Midsomer Murders, have any other facial expression than quizzical?

SUE WRIGHt, Littlehampton. W. Sussex. n FAMILIES in home makeover TV shows only know four words: ‘Wow!’ and ‘Oh my God!’

RICHARD WARE, Gillingham, Dorset. n ARE repeats of Mrs Brown’s Boys really the best the BBC can offer for Saturday prime time?

BRIAN CHRIStLEY, Abergele, Conwy.

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