One-line Philosophers

IF yOu want to know the value of money, just try and borrow some.

Mrs Jan Simons, Kidlington, oxon. yOu know that you’re getting old when those things you blow and make a wish are breathalysers. Aled Jones, Bridlington, e. Yorks.

IMPPATIENT — result of crash is a small bed in hospital. IMPPROVEMENT — injuries heal after short stay. IMPPROPRIETIES — is released from hospital and vows to improve his behaviour.

Antony Dean, Keighley, W. Yorks.