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LAST month, Jupiter and Neptune converged in Pisces for the first time since Florence Nightingale carried her lamp. Now, on International Nurses Day (which is also Florence’s birthday), Jupiter has swapped compassionate Pisces for assertive Aries. It brings the energy of a move from the recovery ward to the rehab centre — encouraging us to move from imaginative contemplation to dynamic adventurousness.

ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20

WHEN there’s something we don’t want to happen, we do everything we can to avoid it. The problem is that sometimes the act of trying to keep a problem at bay makes it draw nearer. Or we spend so much energy worrying what ‘might’ happen, we miss what’s going on. Judgment is coloured by fear, perspective warped by doubt. Low self-esteem makes us accept compromises we’d be better off rejecting. Jupiter’s arrival in your sign means that if you think positive, you’ll get positive results. Great news. As generous Jupiter changes signs, it brings positivity and luck. Maximise it. Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21

POSITIVE thinking may not be enough to change the game, but it can certainly change the way you play it.

I can’t promise the world will turn on its head. I can’t promise that, with a little optimism and a sprinkling of fairy dust, like Peter Pan and Wendy you’ll suddenly be able to fly. But you’ll certainly be freed from the restraints that currently bind you. Lighter, and more self-assured, you’ll be able to rise above any confusion and see the true heart of the matter. Trust that you have what’s necessary to succeed today. Jupiter’s move into a new celestial home revitalises your luck. Find out more. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 - June 22

WE OFTEN fail to see how lucky we are. Just as you don’t always appreciate people around you, so other folk tend to forget it’s a blessing to have you in their life. We all need help to remember to be grateful. But, your nature means that you invest a lot of energy trying to make others see what they’re too blind to notice. You certainly don’t need anyone who doesn’t value you in your world. You do, though, need (and with Jupiter’s change of signs are about to get) a gesture of deep respect. There’s excitement in the skies in a week of celestial action. Invite good fortune into your life. Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 - July 23

ALTHOUGH universities and colleges offer all manner of courses, there are none in the art of talking nonsense. Which, when you think about all the highly intelligent people who seem to be expert at this art form, is quite surprising. By using complex words (where simple ones would do), by complicating issues, and by using wild generalisations, we can waste hours debating ridiculous topics. Although a lot is being said at the moment, there’s little of a useful nature being communicated. That has the potential to change... if you want it to. For great news on the positive progress you can make this lucky week, call your forecast: 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 - Aug 23

IT’S virtually impossible to imagine life without the internet. It’s managed to creep into our homes and our pockets, changing so many aspects of our life, yet failing to make the difference many of us yearn for. Has it brought us any closer to world peace? Has it helped eradicate poverty, suffering and sorrow? Those are changes that only come about through a change in people’s hearts. With lucky Jupiter settling into a new celestial home, you’re close to creating such a change. It’s time to be bold. Great news. As generous Jupiter changes signs, it brings positivity and luck. Maximise it. Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23

WHEN we find ourselves on the precipice of conflict, we have two choices: we can throw ourselves in with abandon, or we can choose to step back and leave the fighting to other people. As John Lennon and Paul McCartney wrote: ‘Life is very short and there’s no time for fussing and fighting, my friend’. Their excellent advice is worth following today. Although it’s vital to be brave enough to confront people when you witness something wrong, if someone places conflict in your path, simply choose to take the high road . . . and smile. Jupiter’s move into a new celestial home revitalises your luck. Find out more. Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23

DO THE heavens really help those who help themselves? Or are we totally responsible for ourselves . . . but give credit to the celestial forces just so we don’t look arrogant? Maybe we should stop and think about how things develop when we feel as if the heavens are helping. Don’t things seem to go more smoothly when we think we’re being blessed and assisted by a kindly cosmos? As lucky Jupiter settles into your opposite sign, something’s helping

you to help yourself now. Thank heavens for that! There’s excitement in the skies in a week of celestial action. Invite good fortune into your life. Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22

‘OH, WHAT a tangled web we weave when first we practise to deceive.’ This may be true, but doesn’t a bit of deception give us the chance to grab some privacy? When we’re straightforward we remove our cloak of protection. Being naked, in the sunshine, in the company of equally naked people may be your idea of fun. But, when the rain clouds have gathered and people are sniggering, the desire to cover up is hard to ignore. At such times, we need a source of heat to compensate. Faith can be your source today. For great news on the positive progress you can make this lucky week, call your forecast: 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23-Dec 21

AHEM! Excuse me! I don’t suppose you happen to know whose day today is? Can they show proof of their ownership? How much did it cost them to purchase the entitlement to a whole 24 hours of happiness, success,

and luck? Maybe this sounds a ridiculous notion. But then, aren’t we demonstrating a lack of faith in the cosmic force that created an abundant universe? As Jupiter, your ruler, settles into a new sign, today really does belong to you. Great news. As generous Jupiter changes signs, it brings positivity and luck. Maximise it. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22-Jan 20

SOMEONE hasn’t ‘raised the stakes’, so much as hurled them into the air. The ante has been well and truly upped. The goalposts have been moved. And, frankly, things are looking challenging. As you’re well aware, you’re more than capable of coping when things get tough. You can roll with the punches, hold your chin up and keep your eyes on the prize. Your determination enables you to convert that indomitable spirit into genuine, tangible results. Today, as lucky Jupiter arrives in Aries, a miracle might well be possible. Jupiter’s move into a new celestial home revitalises your luck. Find out more. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19

WHEN you feel as if you’re in a hole, even if you dug it yourself, you have the ability to climb out. And the experience will have taught you a lot. It will have given you the knowledge you need to strengthen your foundations so you’re able to grow, build and improve. Without having a past mistake to draw on, there’s a chance you could make a mistake today. But you know how not to do something. And you’re in a much better position to do something else — and to do it very pleasingly. There’s excitement in the skies in a week of celestial action. Invite good fortune into your life. Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20

JUST when you thought there was a stretch of clear water before you, a problem has landed in your lap. How extremely frustrating. You didn’t ask to be in this situation. And you haven’t done anything to deserve it. So, let’s take a closer look. Suppose it’s not one at all? Suppose it’s a blessing in disguise? Following your traditional ruler Jupiter’s move into Aries, don’t overlook a gift that’s coming your way. If you think outside the box, you’ll see there’s no reason to feel fed up. Actually, you have a real reason to celebrate. For great news on the positive progress you can make this lucky week, call your forecast: 0906 751 5612.

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