Straight to the POINT

■ I HAVE every confidence that if Keir Starmer resigns, the Labour Party will choose a leader with no chance of winning a General Election.

MERVYN CLARK, Crewkerne, Somerset.

■ IS KEIR Starmer attempting to curry favour with the Durham Constabulary?

PETER HOLMAN, Hereford.

■ ORDERING a curry may not be fine dining, but it might turn out to be fined dining.

VINCENT HEFTER, Richmond, South-West London.

■ A CAR has crashed into Boris’s garden — oh dear, not another gate.

CLIVE GLADSTONE, Cullercoats, North Tyneside.

■ TA TA, Tardis. PETE DICKERSON, Ryde, Isle of Wight.

■ NEXT time the Government wants to throw cash around without due diligence, count me in!

JOHN EVANS, Wokingham, Berks.

■ HERE’S an interesting statistic: one million Scots voted to leave the EU in 2016 and only 641,000 voted SNP last week. ALLAN SUTHERLAND, Stonehaven, Kincardineshire.

■ WITH Britain facing recession, soaring inflation and a rise in the cost of living, isn’t it time MPs gave themselves a pay rise?

BEN STABLER, Bognor Regis, W. Sussex.

■ RATHER than mothballing it, use Putin’s seized yacht to house Ukrainian refugees.

BARBARA EPSTEIN, Leeds.

■ PLEASE ask Putin to wait ten days before he nukes us as I have a big golf match coming up.

RICHARD SHEPPARD, Southend-on-Sea, Essex.

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