Highest-grossing female singer, or just grossest?

MADONNA has made a triptych of digital artworks with @beeple — who is an artist and not a Teletubby.

Obviously the trio of 3D film clips, which all feature a naked Madonna figure, are hideous. The first one, called Mother of Evolution, features a swarm of butterflies emerging from Madonna’s vagina, while Mother of Nature features a tree growing from the same unlikely source.

Poor old @beeple was tasked with recreating an exact version of the Madge-vadge — presumably from photographs, but with Madonna, you never know.

She will be 64 this year and is the highest-charting female musician and highestgrossing female touring musician in history. I love her dearly, but if she doesn’t put it away, she might be remembered only as the grossest.